Adventures of Bunny

Code BLUE

  Okay, so this escapade begins with a website.... It's now commonly associated with a serial killer unfortunately. Perhaps you've heard of it, Craigslist. Now I want to say that this happened before the website had its very own serial killer associated with it. I'm not that crazy. My mother taught me to stay away… Continue reading Code BLUE

Sex

Talk Irish to Me

Ok, let me set the stage for y'all. You walk into to your office. Your office was clean and organized when you left it yesterday. But when you walk in today.... I'm greeted with paper hell. Paper is FUCKING everywhere. I can't see my desk anymore, checks, invoices, emails, candy wrappers, plastic bags, etc. It… Continue reading Talk Irish to Me

Sex

Apply within, seeking foreplay

This story is a two dater. Yes, two dates then done. I'll give a little background information about this gentleman. We met on okcupid.com.  He's 5'10, receding hairline, lumberjack facial hair, athletic body, and pale complexion. His profession, attorney. He's dedicated to his job. Before our first date we messaged back and forth for about… Continue reading Apply within, seeking foreplay

*Shake* your head moments

FIRE!!!

It's been one of those weeks. You know what I mean. I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. My days are blurring together.  The rest of the world tells me it's Wednesday. My mind isn't registering days. I'm vaguely aware of the hours in the day only because I know I have… Continue reading FIRE!!!

Sex

Peekaboo

  Okay, so to tell this story I need to give a little info beforehand. Let's talk about the man I met thru a mutual friend, who had potential to be a boyfriend. He is southern Carolina, tall, lanky, dirty blonde, intriguing eyes, preppy wardrobe, no career goals, stay at home gentleman. We hit it off. We went… Continue reading Peekaboo