My beloved city with its cobblestone streets, lovely parks, historic buildings, people who say y’all, and where sweet tea is in abundance. What more could a girl ask for? I LOVE my town, humble abode, place where I rest my head, or whatever cute/lovey dovey phrase you associate with home. But there are those days,… Continue reading Oh no, not you again
Have you ever been excited about that online order that you made? You know the feeling I’m talking about. You ordered those fabulous heels, that were meant to be yours and yours alone. Or that designer handbag that you paid a little too much for… You’re going to be eating ramen noodles, peanut butter, and… Continue reading Roommate for sale
I met this gentleman on okcupid.com. His original reason for contacting me was because he was looking for a particular type of lifestyle. The lifestyle being kinkster. Let me give you the urban dictionary definition: one who enjoys and participates regularly in “kinky” sexual activities. Y’all know I’m a bunny who’s always up for trying… Continue reading Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
How do you know when you love your girlfriends? When you sacrifice for them. Let me tell you my beloved readers I LOVE my girls. Because true sacrifice happened. I was DD, for an entire day at wait for it… Beer fest! Yep, an entire building filled with different types gluten filled beverage goodness that… Continue reading BEER me up Scotty
Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I’m going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you’re sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn’t… Continue reading What a crock!
This escapade is about a local gentleman. Yep, that’s right a local and to boot I met him while I was out and about one night with my girls. But I had also seen him around downtown before. He always had one item with him whenever I saw him. That item is a red solo… Continue reading No, that stain won’t come out
My beloved readers, I’ve decided to continue a story from a little while back. I only gave y’all half of the story. I know, I know the shame I feel for depriving all of you. I’m correcting that mistake right NOW! Let’s get down to the nitty gritty, or as you will read in this… Continue reading Stripped
If you ever thought you had a shitty night. I’m here to support you and tell you my beloved readers it can be worse! I’m about to tell you how it can get worse. The evening started out so hopeful, so happy. I found the perfect parking spot downtown. If you live in a city you know… Continue reading Open Air
Yiasou y’all! Yiasou is Greek for hi, the y’all all of you are aware of. A Greek greeting is appropriate for this post. I was in Greece when this escapade took place. So, there’s a new greeting for all of y’all to use! Just like how I want to bring back the word “bang.” I… Continue reading Olympus has risen
This escapade doesn’t begin with a dating website. I know, take a moment NO Match, Tinder, POF, etc. Don’t worry I promise it’s still a goodie. It involves one of my faves. Men that wear black leather, denim, have a tendency to like large pieces of silver jewelry with skulls, and most importantly tattoos. Yep,… Continue reading Weekend forecast, camping with a chance of drinkng