My beloved readers I'm back! I had a minor surgery. I'm recovering nicely. Hence why I've been quiet for a little while. And also with the pandemic there's not a lot to do. I've been crafting, working on my bartending skills, baking gluten free at home, and having dad adventures (to be continued for a… Continue reading 𝐒𝐡𝐡𝐡… I’m counting
Tag: what the fuck
Shhh…. planning a murder
My beloved readers, hello to you all. I know it's been a while. Please forgive me for neglecting the blog the last few weeks! Work was crazy. Then the world changed and we are in the midst of a pandemic. Let me say that my heart goes out to all those who have been affected… Continue reading Shhh…. planning a murder
Brownie Points
My beloved readers as you all know my father and I have a I love you but you seriously annoy me sometimes relationship. And that he comes to visit me occasionally. The New Year has come and gone. But he is still stateside for some unforeseen reason. I had a small super bowl party with… Continue reading Brownie Points
W.T.F: Wine, Turkey & Family
Season greetings from Bunny! It's everyone's favorite time of the year. When there's time to enjoy it of course. I've been working like a mad Bunny. And baby sitting my father. He's going to be the death of me. Let's talk about turkey day.... The day is split between two thanksgivings. Brunchgiving is an early… Continue reading W.T.F: Wine, Turkey & Family
Do It Rat Now
Memorial Day weekend, 3 days of bliss. A mini vacation from the trials and labors of upper management. A much needed break. That's what I was hoping for, and I almost got it. Then I remembered, my Dad is visiting... It's the wee hours on Monday morning. I've just fallen asleep. I had a mini… Continue reading Do It Rat Now
Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
My beloved readers, spring has sprung! Tax season....... Sleep? What is sleep? Can anyone tell me? I can't seem to remember. All my life has been pushed aside due to FUCKING TAX SEASON. Hair, nails, kitten, shoes nothing mattered. Just taxes, fucking taxes. The season has now ended. Freedom!!!!! I have arranged a spa weekend… Continue reading Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Screw It
It's that time of the year again! It's filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I'm talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers... My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the… Continue reading Screw It
A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
Please refer to previous post if you haven't already for the beginning of this adventure. I grab my brand new bike. It's so sparkly and new. It was meant to be mine. So picture the following; A woman in a dress and heels, a little tipsy I won't deny it, rolling a bike down a… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
Sip me baby one more time
My beloved readers, I'm going to start this post off with a description. Because I'm jumping right into this one. The only background that is of any interest to this gentleman is that he asked me out via Facebook and that we went on a first date which was lack luster, but not awful. So… Continue reading Sip me baby one more time
Share the LOVE
It's been almost three years since I started this blog. I'm one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn't know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments… Continue reading Share the LOVE
Suite talk me
Everyone in business knows that networking is an necessity. There's no such thing as getting too much business. Rub elbows, chat with people whoever they may be. Especially because there's generally free booze and little bites to eat at networking events. If you make it around the room enough times, that's almost a mini dinner.… Continue reading Suite talk me
I liked you better before you spoke.
I haven't written about this particular website in a while. Because most of the men seem to be in a word problematic... It's like all of the crazy congregates on this website. The site I speak of is the one and only Tinder. Description of current Tinder guy, nickname is Clingy: 6 ft, slender, straggly,… Continue reading I liked you better before you spoke.
It Was A Quick Death
I'm having dinner with my girls. I had just gotten back from a much-needed mini vacation. Of course I had gotten each of my them a little gift. Unfortunately I couldn't bring a man home for each of them. But I brought the next best things food, art, and jewelry. We chat about my trip,… Continue reading It Was A Quick Death
The Doctor is IN
It's a tale as old as time... The first game children fool around with that involves a bit of touching. We all played it. Doctor. Yep, Doctor the game, not like the board game Operation where you get zapped if you touch something you're not supposed to, oops. But when puberty kicks in parents everywhere… Continue reading The Doctor is IN
Open Air
If you ever thought you had a bad night. I'm here to support you and tell you my beloved readers it can be worse! I'm about to tell you how it can get much worse. The evening started out so hopeful, so happy. I found the perfect parking spot downtown. If you live in a city you… Continue reading Open Air