To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
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Where the Wild Things Are
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y'all! It's a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you're still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Screw It
It's that time of the year again! It's filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I'm talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers... My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the… Continue reading Screw It
A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
Please refer to previous post if you haven't already for the beginning of this adventure. I grab my brand new bike. It's so sparkly and new. It was meant to be mine. So picture the following; A woman in a dress and heels, a little tipsy I won't deny it, rolling a bike down a… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y'all know all the cliches. Let's talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y'all get the point it's a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that's spiked with kahlua and… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Jack if I know
I'm going to change things up a bit my beloved readers. Today I'm posting about a phone call. Yes, that's correct a phone call. Don't start to yawn! I promise as always it will be entertaining. Actually educational too for my male readers. Here's a little background for all of you. I've been chatting with… Continue reading Jack if I know
Feel the Magic
If you've been following my Instagram then you know I've been on vacay in Florida. Galavanting from beach to beach, to the Keys and back etc. Y'all get the point. I'm living life with a fruity drink in my hand. Oh yes, I don't like to be a braggart but... Life is fucking good. It's… Continue reading Feel the Magic
Dear Mr. Postman
In honor of our soon to be girls game night, I'm going to share a GG night with all of you my beloved readers. As you know my girls and I are never boring. This game night is taking place at my girlfriends house who I've known since my beginning. She's been with me thru… Continue reading Dear Mr. Postman
Share the LOVE
It's been almost three years since I started this blog. I'm one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn't know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments… Continue reading Share the LOVE
Southern Georgia Bunny 