To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
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Where the Wild Things Are
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y'all! It's a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you're still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Screw It
It's that time of the year again! It's filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I'm talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers... My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the… Continue reading Screw It
A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
Please refer to previous post if you haven't already for the beginning of this adventure. I grab my brand new bike. It's so sparkly and new. It was meant to be mine. So picture the following; A woman in a dress and heels, a little tipsy I won't deny it, rolling a bike down a… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y'all know all the cliches. Let's talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y'all get the point it's a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that's spiked with kahlua and… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Jack if I know
I'm going to change things up a bit my beloved readers. Today I'm posting about a phone call. Yes, that's correct a phone call. Don't start to yawn! I promise as always it will be entertaining. Actually educational too for my male readers. Here's a little background for all of you. I've been chatting with… Continue reading Jack if I know
Feel the Magic
If you've been following my Instagram then you know I've been on vacay in Florida. Galavanting from beach to beach, to the Keys and back etc. Y'all get the point. I'm living life with a fruity drink in my hand. Oh yes, I don't like to be a braggart but... Life is fucking good. It's… Continue reading Feel the Magic
Dear Mr. Postman
In honor of our soon to be girls game night, I'm going to share a GG night with all of you my beloved readers. As you know my girls and I are never boring. This game night is taking place at my girlfriends house who I've known since my beginning. She's been with me thru… Continue reading Dear Mr. Postman
Share the LOVE
It's been almost three years since I started this blog. I'm one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn't know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments… Continue reading Share the LOVE
It was FURRY…
It's a lovely spring day. I've picked up some new flowers for my planters. Teddy is outside with me "helping" and by helping I mean he's digging holes. Not where I need holes to be dug... But he's having such a good time digging and rolling in the dirt I'm going with it. I decided… Continue reading It was FURRY…
call me Old Fashion
This escapade doesn't begin in one of my usual haunts. It's more of a unplanned wow that really happened evening. I'm at a non profit event benefiting Safe Shelter. The environment is typical old Southern money. I'm mingling with a few members. The women who I'm speaking to are suddenly distracted with something behind me.… Continue reading call me Old Fashion
I Need A Stiff One
I had a great Saturday. I spent the whole day out and about with friends. Mini spa day and treated myself in between. A little day drinking happened too, no judgements! Day drinking happens, lol. It's later on, time for a bar or two with my peeps. I'm sitting at the bar with my girls.… Continue reading I Need A Stiff One
Hidden Wonders
As many of you know due to my instagram and twitter I've been galavanting in Greece for the past month. It was a fabulous and much needed vacation. All of my beloved readers know I tend to get into a bit of trouble wherever I roam... Well Greece was no exception. Technically the holiday was… Continue reading Hidden Wonders
Reel It In
It was my girlfriend's birthday. She wanted to keep it low-key. So three of us met for wine bar happy hour. We were chatting, drinking, and having a good time. I decided that I didn't want to go home alone that night. In a little while my girlfriend's fiancée was going to pick her up… Continue reading Reel It In
Can I Get A Wet Nose?
Have you ever made friends with a co worker? You make friends in the workplace because it's easier to work together if you're friendly. Sometimes you just hit it off. Then the friend that you made becomes more than a friend. You didn't mean for it to happen! It was nature, those stupid pheromones. Problems… Continue reading Can I Get A Wet Nose?
Emoji Problems
It was one of those mornings... My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can't be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it's jump backwards day or… Continue reading Emoji Problems
BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
Weddings are happy occasions. The bliss, love, friendship, and family. There's so much love in the air. Doesn't everyone just love the little flower girl skipping down the aisle with rose petals? Or that cute ring bearer with a pastel pillow? Yes, yes we all love weddings. All that hope is intoxicating. Many a man… Continue reading BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
Sharing is caring
As children we are taught to be giving to and with others. This trait continues thru adolescence and adulthood. We are suppose to be gracious and share with others. It's just plain ole good manners. But as always there are exceptions to every rule. My bestie was coming to town to visit. I've known her… Continue reading Sharing is caring
Stay the Fuck Out of My Bubble
I recently planned a holiday party. When I think holiday party I think, small house gathering or work event. But of course, that's NOT what this party ended up being. It went from twenty people to one hundred and fifty. From pot luck, to full on catering, bartender, DJ and goodie bags for the party… Continue reading Stay the Fuck Out of My Bubble
Southern Georgia Bunny 