I was out for the evening with my girls. We were at a local French bar and restaurant downtown. This particular establishment has an excellent wine list and truffle fries to make any woman's day better. We were seated close to the bar, next to a window so we could people watch. The girls are… Continue reading All he needed was a strong hand…
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My encounter with royalty
I was heading down... Down Under that is, aka Australia. Get your minds out the gutter people! I needed something different. Exploration seemed like a good idea. Wanderlust struck me. I pulled out my cell, told Siri I needed a change of scenery that had a beautiful beach and hot men. She said Australia first.… Continue reading My encounter with royalty
When the lights go out..
It's the end of the night. My girlfriend and I have been out drinking, we've just gotten back to my carriage house. We're replaying the evening when the lights go out... Its pitch BLACK. So, we open the doors and windows, light a few candles and a good male friend (please refer to cowgirl up) stops by to check… Continue reading When the lights go out..
Slip n slide
It's the middle of the work week. I'm at home after work, in my pjs. I'm relaxing, drinking a glass of wine and reading a book. Just chilling with Teddy. It's a good evening, a lazy evening. We are all entitled to a little laziness. I look at my phone one of my guy friends… Continue reading Slip n slide
You need a ticket to ride…
On a holiday weekend, I did what every woman does... I hopped on the train. All aboard! I agreed to meet a gentleman, whom I saw potential in for long-term dating. He was with a group of friends at WOB. He had an emotional weekend. So, he needed someone to listen. I listened while consuming alcohol. It's a… Continue reading You need a ticket to ride…
Midsummer Nights Tail
Another match.com adventure, down the bunny hole we go my beloved readers... I met this gentleman in Savannah's sister city, Charleston. I decided to drive up and spend the weekend with him. My arrival was late in the evening. He had just had back surgery. So, we actually just slept that night. Yes, we really… Continue reading Midsummer Nights Tail
I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
I was out for an evening of frivolity with my girlfriend and FOMG (refer to alcohol) downtown. FOMG and I just left a social popular bar - it was DEAD. FOMG decided that she wanted to leave. She then told me I should choose where we would go to next. I asked her, any place?… Continue reading I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
Swingers stole my girlfriend
This excursion began as a graduation celebration for my best friend. It was also her last week in town, before she moved to Seattle. So, of course I had to make sure to send her off with a bang! (Those of you who are my devoted readers, you'll notice the use of the word "bang".… Continue reading Swingers stole my girlfriend
Third time’s the charm
Okay ladies, how do you get to know a man you are potentially interested in dating? This is a struggle for single women everywhere. Do you play hard to get? Do you just lay your cards on the table? No, no of course not. You do what every sane woman does, you ask a friend... There… Continue reading Third time’s the charm
To my beloved readers,
To my beloved readers, Telling my adventures and expressing myself in this blog has been so much more than I ever imagined. When I first toyed with the idea of a blog my friends encouraged me. They thought it was a spectacular idea. I will admit I was hesitant to express myself to people I… Continue reading To my beloved readers,
Hide a Hump
So what's the day between Tuesday and Thursday? If you answered Wednesday you are incorrect. The correct answer is Hump Day! Yes, I just love that camel. How can you get over the hump on a difficult hump day? The elixir of life is helpful and sugar (aka chocolate) are helpful too but don't quite… Continue reading Hide a Hump
Dungeons and Dragons
Here's a little background on the next male disasters. I was at a concert, at a local bar with one of my girlfriends. When the male disaster, to which I'm referring to was spotted. So, we did the typical exchange of flirty come and get it eyes. Of course, the eyes worked (they always do) he confidently walked over to… Continue reading Dungeons and Dragons
Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
This encounter begins on a sacred holiday here in the "Hostess City". For those of my devoted readers who don't live in my beloved city you might be thinking I mean Christmas, Thanksgiving, maybe even Easter perhaps. But no, no my friends you would be incorrect. We here in the South believe in an Irish… Continue reading Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
When you know you’re not getting any
This adventure beginning at one of my favorite wine bars. I was just subjected to the date from hell. It's an experience no one should have. I proceeded to order a vodka double because wine can't fix this. I've also been informed by my bestie that I'll be meeting the guy she's been dating tonight with… Continue reading When you know you’re not getting any
Put your pole into it
This escapade takes place during the time period in which I had my art student roomie (refer to Bambi got run over). It was couples night out. So, it was myself and author (refer to skip lunch), roomie and her boyfriend. When I think of couples night, generally I think dinner, movie, bowling, even… Continue reading Put your pole into it
Talk Irish to Me
Ok, let me set the stage for y'all. You walk into to your office. Your office was clean and organized when you left it yesterday. But when you walk in today.... I'm greeted with paper hell. Paper is FUCKING everywhere. I can't see my desk anymore, checks, invoices, emails, candy wrappers, plastic bags, etc. It… Continue reading Talk Irish to Me
Apply within, seeking foreplay
This story is a two dater. Yes, two dates then done. I'll give a little background information about this gentleman. We met on okcupid.com. He's 5'10, receding hairline, lumberjack facial hair, athletic body, and pale complexion. His profession, attorney. He's dedicated to his job. Before our first date we messaged back and forth for about… Continue reading Apply within, seeking foreplay
It was a GUSHER!
So this bunny adventure is about a gentleman I met from match.com. He is 5'10, dark hair, olive complexion, average build, melodic accent (South African, yes that smooth like butter, I got a little wet in my girlie parts when he spoke), and masculine hands (let's be real, a handy man matters). We went out… Continue reading It was a GUSHER!
FIRE!!!
It's been one of those weeks. You know what I mean. I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. My days are blurring together. The rest of the world tells me it's Wednesday. My mind isn't registering days. I'm vaguely aware of the hours in the day only because I know I have… Continue reading FIRE!!!
Skip lunch & straight to dessert
Have you ever had one of those days at work where you feel like you're sleep walking? It doesn't matter what you try. Even the elixir of life isn't working! Yep, the elixir didn't work. You know it's bad then... Lucky for me, I lived within walking distance of my home from work. I… Continue reading Skip lunch & straight to dessert
Southern Georgia Bunny 