I recently planned a holiday party. When I think holiday party I think, small house gathering or work event. But of course, that's NOT what this party ended up being. It went from twenty people to one hundred and fifty. From pot luck, to full on catering, bartender, DJ and goodie bags for the party… Continue reading Stay the Fuck Out of My Bubble
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Valet Me
Please refer to Just Chill for background on the following story. My weekend has ended with the Pretender. But before I head back home, I have a date with Sex on a stick. A date I'm VERY MUCH looking forward too. I met my family for lunch first. Then went to Sex on a stick's… Continue reading Valet Me
Just Chill
Ever get tired of being at home? Just feeling a little overwhelmed and need a change of pace. Sometimes the best solution is to leave town for a few days. Experience somewhere else, with new people. It helps to get out every once and a while. My beloved readers this is that story for me.… Continue reading Just Chill
Not all prunes are good for your health
Okay, so it's been a little bit since I've given y'all fresh meat. Good news, I found some! Your welcome, I do this for all of you my beloved readers. Here's a little background on fresh meat. For this post I'll refer to him as, the prude. He's 6'1, blonde, lanky, great accent, and well… Continue reading Not all prunes are good for your health
Whatever happen to quality dick? Part 2
Please refer to part one for more details on this post. After ordering a round of drinks, I explained to my girlfriend the conundrum that I had just been faced with while holding on to her arm. She then understood. But did say that it would have been easier to say hi, be polite, and… Continue reading Whatever happen to quality dick? Part 2
Bunny’s Christmas Wish
My beloved readers, I want to apologize for leaving all of you in the lerch for a month. Bunny has had A LOT of changes in the last month. The major ones being a career change and move. Moving is a BITCH! I'm still unpacking shoes. Only incredibly fabulous heels, of course. The career change… Continue reading Bunny’s Christmas Wish
Whatever happened to quality dick? Part 1
This shenanigan is a girl's night out story. I know how y'all love those, lol. My craziness is for all of you my beloved readers. Okay well maybe not all for you, a little for me too. Gotta live life my peeps! Go out there and make some crazy memories/stories. Trust me when I tell… Continue reading Whatever happened to quality dick? Part 1
Just a cuddle
I had a great night out with my girls. We shared a few bottles of wine, ate dinner, and drank a few cocktails. I was feeling good. That happy tipsy feeling. I decided that I shouldn't waste my happy tipsy feeling. I wanted to take that happiness and channel it. I texted a male acquaintance.… Continue reading Just a cuddle
The Doctor is IN
It's a tale as old as time... The first game children fool around with that involves a bit of touching. We all played it. Doctor. Yep, Doctor the game, not like the board game Operation where you get zapped if you touch something you're not supposed to, oops. But when puberty kicks in parents everywhere… Continue reading The Doctor is IN
Oh no, not you again
My beloved city with its cobblestone streets, lovely parks, historic buildings, people who say y'all, and where sweet tea is in abundance. What more could a girl ask for? I LOVE my town, humble abode, place where I rest my head, or whatever cute/lovey dovey phrase you associate with home. But there are those days,… Continue reading Oh no, not you again
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
I met this gentleman on okcupid.com. His original reason for contacting me was because he was looking for a particular type of lifestyle. The lifestyle being kinkster. Let me give you the urban dictionary definition: one who enjoys and participates regularly in "kinky" sexual activities. Y'all know I'm a bunny who's always up for trying… Continue reading Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Stripped
My beloved readers, I've decided to continue a story from a little while back. I only gave y'all half of the story. I know, I know the shame I feel for depriving all of you. I'm correcting that mistake right NOW! Let's get down to the nitty gritty, or as you will read in this… Continue reading Stripped
Olympus has risen
Yiasou y'all! Yiasou is Greek for hi, the y'all all of you are aware of. A Greek greeting is appropriate for this post. I was in Greece when this escapade took place. So, there's a new greeting for all of y'all to use! Just like how I want to bring back the word "bang." I… Continue reading Olympus has risen
La playa
I'm heading out to Tybee, during the off-season. For those of my readers who do not live near a beach the off-season is when only locals inhabit the beach area. Its quiet, the weather is brisk, and there aren't children splashing in the waves. It's incredibly serene. I'm on my way to meet, yes that's right you guessed it... a gentleman.… Continue reading La playa
7 minutes
Little background on this gentleman. I met him at a popular rooftop bar during a networking event. His description is as follows: 6'2, bald, crystal blue eyes, wearing a suit that was a little too big for him, with a thick Jersey accent. He was new to the area. He owned a bridal and wedding… Continue reading 7 minutes
Rack’Em Up
I originally met this gentleman from Match.com. We had been out on a few dates, just two or three. We had a lot in common. He's 6'2, slender build, high forehead, short hair, and handsome. The "spark" wasn't quite there though. I was at a local jazz bar with friends. He met my friends and… Continue reading Rack’Em Up
Turn down service, please
So, I met a guy on a lifestyle website... and this is how it turned out. He's coming to meet me because he lives out-of-town. I'm thinking, score! I've found a man with manners, yay! We decided to meet at the hotel bar where he was staying. I'm expecting to see an athletic build, 6'2, slim waisted,… Continue reading Turn down service, please
Head over beans
Lets talk about my ginger gentleman. Please read the previous post titled, Wine is WIN with an E on the end for how I met the ginger. We left the wine bar. But the night was still young. So we went to another wine bar and ordered food and drank two bottles of wine. … Continue reading Head over beans
Weenie Challenge
Have you ever had a friend give you a warning? Example: Don't date him. He's not a good idea. He wouldn't be good for you. Okay, your friends generally look out for your best interest right? So, I want to say that I LOVE my girls. But at certain points in your life, we all… Continue reading Weenie Challenge
It’s better down where it’s wetter
I met this gentleman at a networking event. He went out of his way to persue me. He even made friends with all of my friends to up his chances. His description: 5'11, slender runner physique, bald, crystal blue eyes, a bit of crinkle on the sides of his eyes when he smiled, good manners,… Continue reading It’s better down where it’s wetter