Here's a little background about the man in this story. So, that it'll make a little more sense to my devoted readers. I met him on Match.com. He was advanced in his years. This local individual owned a successful business. He's slim, grey-ish blonde hair, blue eyes, and tall. We were at a popular downtown Italian restaurant celebrating his birthday with… Continue reading Panty Dropper
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I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
I was out for an evening of frivolity with my girlfriend and FOMG (refer to alcohol) downtown. FOMG and I just left a social popular bar - it was DEAD. FOMG decided that she wanted to leave. She then told me I should choose where we would go to next. I asked her, any place?… Continue reading I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
Swingers stole my girlfriend
This excursion began as a graduation celebration for my best friend. It was also her last week in town, before she moved to Seattle. So, of course I had to make sure to send her off with a bang! (Those of you who are my devoted readers, you'll notice the use of the word "bang".… Continue reading Swingers stole my girlfriend
Third time’s the charm
Okay ladies, how do you get to know a man you are potentially interested in dating? This is a struggle for single women everywhere. Do you play hard to get? Do you just lay your cards on the table? No, no of course not. You do what every sane woman does, you ask a friend... There… Continue reading Third time’s the charm
Stupid anyone?
This escapade began with a website I'm familiar with and all of you my beloved readers are too. Can you guess which site? Well, I won't keep you in suspense any longer. The familiar site I speak of is match.com. I know, your shocked (lol). This gentleman was of the Yankee persuasion. His physical description… Continue reading Stupid anyone?
Saved by the bush
Has your body ever reacted before your brain? You looked around and thought damn, did I do that? Or how did I get here? No this isn't a blackout situation. Just everyday normal life. My girlfriend and I were walking Teddy downtown in one of the squares that has my favorite mini gluten free sandwich… Continue reading Saved by the bush
To my beloved readers,
To my beloved readers, Telling my adventures and expressing myself in this blog has been so much more than I ever imagined. When I first toyed with the idea of a blog my friends encouraged me. They thought it was a spectacular idea. I will admit I was hesitant to express myself to people I… Continue reading To my beloved readers,
Hide a Hump
So what's the day between Tuesday and Thursday? If you answered Wednesday you are incorrect. The correct answer is Hump Day! Yes, I just love that camel. How can you get over the hump on a difficult hump day? The elixir of life is helpful and sugar (aka chocolate) are helpful too but don't quite… Continue reading Hide a Hump
Dungeons and Dragons
Here's a little background on the next male disasters. I was at a concert, at a local bar with one of my girlfriends. When the male disaster, to which I'm referring to was spotted. So, we did the typical exchange of flirty come and get it eyes. Of course, the eyes worked (they always do) he confidently walked over to… Continue reading Dungeons and Dragons
Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
This encounter begins on a sacred holiday here in the "Hostess City". For those of my devoted readers who don't live in my beloved city you might be thinking I mean Christmas, Thanksgiving, maybe even Easter perhaps. But no, no my friends you would be incorrect. We here in the South believe in an Irish… Continue reading Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
Caution: Chew at your own risk
I had a long day at work. You know how it goes. You walk into your place and then the sudden rush of relief hits you. HOME, YES! The place where you can walk around, in sweats, bra-less (to the men reading this you won't understand the bliss that is being bra-less, but my girls… Continue reading Caution: Chew at your own risk
Talk Irish to Me
Ok, let me set the stage for y'all. You walk into to your office. Your office was clean and organized when you left it yesterday. But when you walk in today.... I'm greeted with paper hell. Paper is FUCKING everywhere. I can't see my desk anymore, checks, invoices, emails, candy wrappers, plastic bags, etc. It… Continue reading Talk Irish to Me
I should have had more alcohol…
What weekend makes you feel most alone while single? That would be the weekend on which the day that hearts, flowers, chocolates, couples, pda, candlelit dinners, and all the other cliché romantic crap happen upon. In case y'all haven't gotten the drift in my mini tirade, I'm talking about Valentine's Day weekend. Yep, the day… Continue reading I should have had more alcohol…
Apply within, seeking foreplay
This story is a two dater. Yes, two dates then done. I'll give a little background information about this gentleman. We met on okcupid.com. He's 5'10, receding hairline, lumberjack facial hair, athletic body, and pale complexion. His profession, attorney. He's dedicated to his job. Before our first date we messaged back and forth for about… Continue reading Apply within, seeking foreplay
It was a GUSHER!
So this bunny adventure is about a gentleman I met from match.com. He is 5'10, dark hair, olive complexion, average build, melodic accent (South African, yes that smooth like butter, I got a little wet in my girlie parts when he spoke), and masculine hands (let's be real, a handy man matters). We went out… Continue reading It was a GUSHER!
FIRE!!!
It's been one of those weeks. You know what I mean. I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. My days are blurring together. The rest of the world tells me it's Wednesday. My mind isn't registering days. I'm vaguely aware of the hours in the day only because I know I have… Continue reading FIRE!!!
Swinging with Mom
This post is in memory of my Mom. Seven years ago today she passed away. You would never would have known that she was ill. She was a vivacious, loving person, and had the best sense of humor of anyone I know. She was my number one fan. My adventures were always supported by her,… Continue reading Swinging with Mom
No Socks
I met this particular gentleman thru an acquaintance of mine on Facebook. We chatted back and the forth for a few weeks via Facebook messenger. Naturally, we Facebook stalked each other. He dressed well, was employed, seemed normal. I thought, why not? He informed me that he was currently on sabbatical. Because he was a gentleman… Continue reading No Socks
Skip lunch & straight to dessert
Have you ever had one of those days at work where you feel like you're sleep walking? It doesn't matter what you try. Even the elixir of life isn't working! Yep, the elixir didn't work. You know it's bad then... Lucky for me, I lived within walking distance of my home from work. I… Continue reading Skip lunch & straight to dessert
Peekaboo
Okay, so to tell this story I need to give a little info beforehand. Let's talk about the man I met thru a mutual friend, who had potential to be a boyfriend. He is southern Carolina, tall, lanky, dirty blonde, intriguing eyes, preppy wardrobe, no career goals, stay at home gentleman. We hit it off. We went… Continue reading Peekaboo
Southern Georgia Bunny 