To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You’re welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way…… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
How do you know when you’re having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let’s start off the…… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
It’s that time of the year again! It’s filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I’m talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers… My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the…… Continue reading Screw It
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y’all know all the cliches. Let’s talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y’all get the point it’s a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that’s spiked with kahlua and…… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
My beloved readers, I’m going to start this post off with a description. Because I’m jumping right into this one. The only background that is of any interest to this gentleman is that he asked me out via Facebook and that we went on a first date which was lack luster, but not awful. So…… Continue reading Sip me baby one more time
Hello my beloved readers! I’ve missed all of you! Sorry for the delay. Y’all know life is a bitch sometimes and some people just don’t understand. Blog time is important time. Due to my long delay, I have new funny and juicy stories for all of you! Never a dull moment. Bunny is back. It’s…… Continue reading Whatever Happened to Low Key?
If you’ve been following my Instagram then you know I’ve been on vacay in Florida. Galavanting from beach to beach, to the Keys and back etc. Y’all get the point. I’m living life with a fruity drink in my hand. Oh yes, I don’t like to be a braggart but… Life is fucking good. It’s…… Continue reading Feel the Magic
It’s been almost three years since I started this blog. I’m one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn’t know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments…… Continue reading Share the LOVE
It’s a lovely spring day. I’ve picked up some new flowers for my planters. Teddy is outside with me “helping” and by helping I mean he’s digging holes. Not where I need holes to be dug… But he’s having such a good time digging and rolling in the dirt I’m going with it. I decided…… Continue reading It was FURRY…
This escapade doesn’t begin in one of my usual haunts. It’s more of a unplanned wow that really happened evening. I’m at a non profit event benefiting Safe Shelter. The environment is typical old Southern money. I’m mingling with a few members. The women who I’m speaking to are suddenly distracted with something behind me.…… Continue reading call me Old Fashion
