To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
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Where the Wild Things Are
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y'all! It's a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you're still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Screw It
It's that time of the year again! It's filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I'm talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers... My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the… Continue reading Screw It
Keep your chin UP
It's a Friday night. Another long day... I decided I needed to go downtown. I needed some fun. I heard a ping on my phone. It's POF. I figured why not? I skimmed his profile quickly. Decided he wasn't a serial killer and thought again, why not? I suggested meeting at my fave beer place.… Continue reading Keep your chin UP
A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
Please refer to previous post if you haven't already for the beginning of this adventure. I grab my brand new bike. It's so sparkly and new. It was meant to be mine. So picture the following; A woman in a dress and heels, a little tipsy I won't deny it, rolling a bike down a… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
Jack if I know
I'm going to change things up a bit my beloved readers. Today I'm posting about a phone call. Yes, that's correct a phone call. Don't start to yawn! I promise as always it will be entertaining. Actually educational too for my male readers. Here's a little background for all of you. I've been chatting with… Continue reading Jack if I know
Sip me baby one more time
My beloved readers, I'm going to start this post off with a description. Because I'm jumping right into this one. The only background that is of any interest to this gentleman is that he asked me out via Facebook and that we went on a first date which was lack luster, but not awful. So… Continue reading Sip me baby one more time
Whatever Happened to Low Key?
Hello my beloved readers! I've missed all of you! Sorry for the delay. Y'all know life is a bitch sometimes and some people just don't understand. Blog time is important time. Due to my long delay, I have new funny and juicy stories for all of you! Never a dull moment. Bunny is back. It's… Continue reading Whatever Happened to Low Key?
Feel the Magic
If you've been following my Instagram then you know I've been on vacay in Florida. Galavanting from beach to beach, to the Keys and back etc. Y'all get the point. I'm living life with a fruity drink in my hand. Oh yes, I don't like to be a braggart but... Life is fucking good. It's… Continue reading Feel the Magic