This adventure took place in Santorini. The beautiful Greek volcanic isle known for dramatic views, stunning sunsets, and white washed buildings with blue accents. So I need to give my father kudos. He got us a gorgeous villa to stay in on the island. I was truly entranced by the view from our terrace. I…… Continue reading Can’t Touch This
It was my girlfriend's birthday. She wanted to keep it low-key. So three of us met for wine bar happy hour. We were chatting, drinking, and having a good time.I decided that I didn't want to go home alone that night. In a little while my girlfriend's fiancée was going to pick her up and…… Continue reading Reel It In
Have you ever made friends with a co worker? You make friends in the workplace because it’s easier to work together if you’re friendly. Sometimes you just hit it off. Then the friend that you made becomes more than a friend. You didn’t mean for it to happen! It was nature, those stupid pheromones. Problems…… Continue reading Can I Get A Wet Nose?
It was one of those mornings… My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can’t be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it’s jump backwards day or…… Continue reading Emoji Problems
City girls in the country… Yep this girls trip, was a trip! What happens when girls in heels spend quality time in nature? A LOT of wine, MULTIPLE bottles of wine. I have the pictures to prove it! Now that you’ve imagined girls in the country with wine. Take a moment to imagine this……… Continue reading SHIT Happens
Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I’m going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you’re sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn’t…… Continue reading What a crock!
I was out for the evening with my girls. We were at a local French bar and restaurant downtown. This particular establishment has an excellent wine list and truffle fries to make any woman’s day better. We were seated close to the bar, next to a window so we could people watch. The girls are…… Continue reading All he needed was a strong hand…
This excursion began as a graduation celebration for my best friend. It was also her last week in town, before she moved to Seattle. So, of course I had to make sure to send her off with a bang! (Those of you who are my devoted readers, you’ll notice the use of the word “bang”.…… Continue reading Swingers stole my girlfriend
This escapade began with a website I’m familiar with and all of you my beloved readers are too. Can you guess which site? Well, I won’t keep you in suspense any longer. The familiar site I speak of is match.com. I know, your shocked (lol). This gentleman was of the Yankee persuasion. His physical description…… Continue reading Stupid anyone?
This story is a two dater. Yes, two dates then done. I’ll give a little background information about this gentleman. We met on okcupid.com. He’s 5’10, receding hairline, lumberjack facial hair, athletic body, and pale complexion. His profession, attorney. He’s dedicated to his job. Before our first date we messaged back and forth for about…… Continue reading Apply within, seeking foreplay