To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
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Where the Wild Things Are
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y'all! It's a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you're still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Jack if I know
I'm going to change things up a bit my beloved readers. Today I'm posting about a phone call. Yes, that's correct a phone call. Don't start to yawn! I promise as always it will be entertaining. Actually educational too for my male readers. Here's a little background for all of you. I've been chatting with… Continue reading Jack if I know
Sip me baby one more time
My beloved readers, I'm going to start this post off with a description. Because I'm jumping right into this one. The only background that is of any interest to this gentleman is that he asked me out via Facebook and that we went on a first date which was lack luster, but not awful. So… Continue reading Sip me baby one more time
Whatever Happened to Low Key?
Hello my beloved readers! I've missed all of you! Sorry for the delay. Y'all know life is a bitch sometimes and some people just don't understand. Blog time is important time. Due to my long delay, I have new funny and juicy stories for all of you! Never a dull moment. Bunny is back. It's… Continue reading Whatever Happened to Low Key?
Dear Mr. Postman
In honor of our soon to be girls game night, I'm going to share a GG night with all of you my beloved readers. As you know my girls and I are never boring. This game night is taking place at my girlfriends house who I've known since my beginning. She's been with me thru… Continue reading Dear Mr. Postman
Share the LOVE
It's been almost three years since I started this blog. I'm one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn't know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments… Continue reading Share the LOVE
It was FURRY…
It's a lovely spring day. I've picked up some new flowers for my planters. Teddy is outside with me "helping" and by helping I mean he's digging holes. Not where I need holes to be dug... But he's having such a good time digging and rolling in the dirt I'm going with it. I decided… Continue reading It was FURRY…
call me Old Fashion
This escapade doesn't begin in one of my usual haunts. It's more of a unplanned wow that really happened evening. I'm at a non profit event benefiting Safe Shelter. The environment is typical old Southern money. I'm mingling with a few members. The women who I'm speaking to are suddenly distracted with something behind me.… Continue reading call me Old Fashion
I Need A Stiff One
I had a great Saturday. I spent the whole day out and about with friends. Mini spa day and treated myself in between. A little day drinking happened too, no judgements! Day drinking happens, lol. It's later on, time for a bar or two with my peeps. I'm sitting at the bar with my girls.… Continue reading I Need A Stiff One
Handcuff Me
Yes, I'm alive! Hello my beloved readers, I've missed all of you. I apologize for my three month delay. But between the holidays, being broke from the holidays, snow days, catching up at work from the holidays and snow days, and life in general I've been a busy Bunny. But here's the good news, I… Continue reading Handcuff Me
Trim My Christmas Tree
Happy Holidays to all of you my beloved readers! I'm no longer bitching about being single for the holidays. I'm in the spirit. Ho ho ho! Let it snow! Jingle those bells! I do love Frosty the Snowman too! My girls and I decided to finally meet up for a girls night out. I don't… Continue reading Trim My Christmas Tree
Unwrapped
The leaves are falling, brisk cool air, roaring fires, cups of marshmallow-y cocoa (with coconut milk of course), possibly a shot of rum added to it, sweaters, scarves, and boots... Yes, my beloved readers it's finally fall!!! Or autumn if you prefer. The time of year that puts us all in the holiday mood. Between… Continue reading Unwrapped
A Whole New World
I met this gentleman while on was on a date with another gentleman from match.com. Yes, I know it's a little awkward. But you never know when or where you'll meet someone! My date and I were at Mellow Mushroom. You can't go wrong with pizza. I know it's not very Bunny like. But a… Continue reading A Whole New World
BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
Weddings are happy occasions. The bliss, love, friendship, and family. There's so much love in the air. Doesn't everyone just love the little flower girl skipping down the aisle with rose petals? Or that cute ring bearer with a pastel pillow? Yes, yes we all love weddings. All that hope is intoxicating. Many a man… Continue reading BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
Strip & Moisture
It's spring, so I'm trying to renew my thoughts on dating. Or start fresh so to speak. This bunny is hopping to a new optimistic beat. I met a new gentleman on POF. Description: 5'10, slender build, ivory skin, dark hair, and green eyes. He's a graphic designer. So very creative and art inspired. For… Continue reading Strip & Moisture
Sharing is caring
As children we are taught to be giving to and with others. This trait continues thru adolescence and adulthood. We are suppose to be gracious and share with others. It's just plain ole good manners. But as always there are exceptions to every rule. My bestie was coming to town to visit. I've known her… Continue reading Sharing is caring
Stay the Fuck Out of My Bubble
I recently planned a holiday party. When I think holiday party I think, small house gathering or work event. But of course, that's NOT what this party ended up being. It went from twenty people to one hundred and fifty. From pot luck, to full on catering, bartender, DJ and goodie bags for the party… Continue reading Stay the Fuck Out of My Bubble
Just Chill
Ever get tired of being at home? Just feeling a little overwhelmed and need a change of pace. Sometimes the best solution is to leave town for a few days. Experience somewhere else, with new people. It helps to get out every once and a while. My beloved readers this is that story for me.… Continue reading Just Chill
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