You’ve all been waiting for it… something juicy. My beloved readers, I’m here to bring back the fun. Let’s hop to it shall we. It’s wino happy hour with the girls. We are at our favorite wine spot, it’s hump day. We need the vino to help get us through the rest of the week.…… Continue reading Tie & Tease
I’ve decided to rock my fairy hair. Fuck everyone else. This is me. I’m living in a magical fairy land. Maybe hot pink Manolos will be free for fairies. You never know. But I’m still hoping and hopping. Hope and hop with me my beloved readers. Manolos for fairies! If you don’t already know, I’m…… Continue reading Pour Some Glitter On Me
My beloved readers, spring has sprung! Tax season……. Sleep? What is sleep? Can anyone tell me? I can’t seem to remember. All my life has been pushed aside due to FUCKING TAX SEASON. Hair, nails, kitten, shoes nothing mattered. Just taxes, fucking taxes. The season has now ended. Freedom!!!!! I have arranged a spa weekend…… Continue reading Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You’re welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way…… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y’all! It’s a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you’re still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little…… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
How do you know when you’re having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let’s start off the…… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
It’s that time of the year again! It’s filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I’m talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers… My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the…… Continue reading Screw It
It’s a Friday night. Another long day… I decided I needed to go downtown. I needed some fun. I heard a ping on my phone. It’s POF. I figured why not? I skimmed his profile quickly. Decided he wasn’t a serial killer and thought again, why not? I suggested meeting at my fave beer place.…… Continue reading Keep your chin UP
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y’all know all the cliches. Let’s talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y’all get the point it’s a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that’s spiked with kahlua and…… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
I’m going to change things up a bit my beloved readers. Today I’m posting about a phone call. Yes, that’s correct a phone call. Don’t start to yawn! I promise as always it will be entertaining. Actually educational too for my male readers. Here’s a little background for all of you. I’ve been chatting with…… Continue reading Jack if I know
