My beloved readers as you all know my father and I have a I love you but you annoy the shit out of me sometimes relationship. And that he comes to visit me occasionally. The New Year has come and gone. But he is still stateside for some unforeseen reason. I had a small super… Continue reading Brownie Points
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W.T.F: Wine, Turkey & Family
Season greetings from Bunny! It's everyone's favorite time of the year. When there's time to enjoy it of course. I've been working like a mad Bunny. And baby sitting my father. He's going to be the death of me. Let's talk about turkey day.... The day is split between two thanksgivings. Brunchgiving is an early… Continue reading W.T.F: Wine, Turkey & Family
Never A Dull Moment
You cancel everything on your calendar and drive six hours for your girlfriend when... She calls me crying hysterically.... I can barely understand a word she is saying. But finally when I can get her to calm down and breathe she tells me. The boyfriend of seven years, she thought was about to propose to… Continue reading Never A Dull Moment
Keep It Classy
As you all know I can be a little crazy sometimes. I'm a special type of Bunny. But all of you my beloved readers know this. Thank you for loving my crazy! This post will be a continuation of my craziness with newbie Mr. Mistaken Identity. (Please refer to Axe Me for how I met… Continue reading Keep It Classy
Tie & Tease
You've all been waiting for it... something juicy. My beloved readers, I'm here to bring back the fun. Let's hop to it shall we. It's wino happy hour with the girls. We are at our favorite wine spot, it's hump day. We need the vino to help get us through the rest of the… Continue reading Tie & Tease
Pour Some Glitter On Me
I've decided to rock my fairy hair. Fuck everyone else. This is me. I'm living in a magical fairy land. Maybe hot pink Manolos will be free for fairies. You never know. But I'm still hoping and hopping. Hope and hop with me my beloved readers. Manolos for fairies! If you don't already know, I'm… Continue reading Pour Some Glitter On Me
Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
My beloved readers, spring has sprung! Tax season....... Sleep? What is sleep? Can anyone tell me? I can't seem to remember. All my life has been pushed aside due to FUCKING TAX SEASON. Hair, nails, kitten, shoes nothing mattered. Just taxes, fucking taxes. The season has now ended. Freedom!!!!! I have arranged a spa weekend… Continue reading Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
HOME SWEET… nope
To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
Where the Wild Things Are
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y'all! It's a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you're still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
