Memorial Day weekend, 3 days of bliss. A mini vacation from the trials and labors of upper management. A much needed break. That’s what I was hoping for, and I almost got it. Then I remembered, my Dad is visiting… It’s the wee hours on Monday morning. I’ve just fallen asleep. I had a mini…… Continue reading Do It Rat Now
You’ve all been waiting for it… something juicy. My beloved readers, I’m here to bring back the fun. Let’s hop to it shall we. It’s wino happy hour with the girls. We are at our favorite wine spot, it’s hump day. We need the vino to help get us through the rest of the week.…… Continue reading Tie & Tease
I’ve decided to rock my fairy hair. Fuck everyone else. This is me. I’m living in a magical fairy land. Maybe hot pink Manolos will be free for fairies. You never know. But I’m still hoping and hopping. Hope and hop with me my beloved readers. Manolos for fairies! If you don’t already know, I’m…… Continue reading Pour Some Glitter On Me
My beloved readers, spring has sprung! Tax season……. Sleep? What is sleep? Can anyone tell me? I can’t seem to remember. All my life has been pushed aside due to FUCKING TAX SEASON. Hair, nails, kitten, shoes nothing mattered. Just taxes, fucking taxes. The season has now ended. Freedom!!!!! I have arranged a spa weekend…… Continue reading Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You’re welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way…… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y’all! It’s a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you’re still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little…… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
How do you know when you’re having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let’s start off the…… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
It’s that time of the year again! It’s filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I’m talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers… My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the…… Continue reading Screw It
It’s a Friday night. Another long day… I decided I needed to go downtown. I needed some fun. I heard a ping on my phone. It’s POF. I figured why not? I skimmed his profile quickly. Decided he wasn’t a serial killer and thought again, why not? I suggested meeting at my fave beer place.…… Continue reading Keep your chin UP
Please refer to previous post if you haven’t already for the beginning of this adventure. I grab my brand new bike. It’s so sparkly and new. It was meant to be mine. So picture the following; A woman in a dress and heels, a little tipsy I won’t deny it, rolling a bike down a…… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
