Happy Holidays to all of you my beloved readers! I’m no longer bitching about being single for the holidays. I’m in the spirit. Ho ho ho! Let it snow! Jingle those bells! I do love Frosty the Snowman too! My girls and I decided to finally meet up for a girls night out. I don’t…… Continue reading Cum and trim my Christmas tree
So the holidays… it can be a not so happy time. For those of us who have lost loved ones, the holidays can be difficult. Mom loved the holiday season. It’s up to me now to keep the traditions that she shared with us alive. It’s bittersweet for me. The holidays also means one person…… Continue reading Dive In
Have you ever made friends with a co worker? You make friends in the workplace because it’s easier to work together if you’re friendly. Sometimes you just hit it off. Then the friend that you made becomes more than a friend. You didn’t mean for it to happen! It was nature, those stupid pheromones. Problems…… Continue reading Can I Get A Wet Nose?
It was one of those mornings… My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can’t be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it’s jump backwards day or…… Continue reading Emoji Problems
It’s summer! Time for the beach, swimming pools, lakes, or whichever body of water is to your liking. Due to all of the water activities swimwear is a necessity. The guys have it so easy. They just pull on a pair of trunks and go. Ugh! We ladies have many options: one piece, two piece,…… Continue reading Assume the Position
I met this gentleman while on was on a date with another gentleman from match.com. Yes, I know it’s a little awkward. But you never know when or where you’ll meet someone! My date and I were at Mellow Mushroom. You can’t go wrong with pizza. I know it’s not very Bunny like. But a…… Continue reading A Whole New World
Ever get tired of being at home? Just feeling a little overwhelmed and need a change of pace. Sometimes the best solution is to leave town for a few days. Experience somewhere else, with new people. It helps to get out every once and a while. My beloved readers this is that story for me.…… Continue reading Just Chill
Okay, so it’s been a little bit since I’ve given y’all fresh meat. Good news, I found some! Your welcome, I do this for all of you my beloved readers. Here’s a little background on fresh meat. For this post I’ll refer to him as, the prude. He’s 6’1, blonde, lanky, great accent, and well…… Continue reading Not all prunes are good for your health
Please refer to part one for more details on this post. After ordering a round of drinks, I explained to my girlfriend the conundrum that I had just been faced with while holding on to her arm. She then understood. But did say that it would have been easier to say hi, be polite, and…… Continue reading Whatever happen to quality dick? Part 2
Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I’m going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you’re sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn’t…… Continue reading What a crock!