This adventure beginning at one of my favorite wine bars. I was just subjected to the date from hell. It's an experience no one should have. I proceeded to order a vodka double because wine can't fix this. I've also been informed by my bestie that I'll be meeting the guy she's been dating tonight with… Continue reading When you know you’re not getting any
Tag: humor
Put your pole into it
This escapade takes place during the time period in which I had my art student roomie (refer to Bambi got run over). It was couples night out. So, it was myself and author (refer to skip lunch), roomie and her boyfriend. When I think of couples night, generally I think dinner, movie, bowling, even… Continue reading Put your pole into it
Apply within, seeking foreplay
This story is a two dater. Yes, two dates then done. I'll give a little background information about this gentleman. We met on okcupid.com. He's 5'10, receding hairline, lumberjack facial hair, athletic body, and pale complexion. His profession, attorney. He's dedicated to his job. Before our first date we messaged back and forth for about… Continue reading Apply within, seeking foreplay
Hide Your Dead Body Here
On the road again... Girls retreat! It's happy times. We're going to have a week together up in a cabin in the mountains. Breath taking views, relaxing moments, wineries, orchards, jacuzzi etc. Y'all get the point, we were on our way to bliss. It's roughly a five hour car ride. Three of us in my… Continue reading Hide Your Dead Body Here
FIRE!!!
It's been one of those weeks. You know what I mean. I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. My days are blurring together. The rest of the world tells me it's Wednesday. My mind isn't registering days. I'm vaguely aware of the hours in the day only because I know I have… Continue reading FIRE!!!
Yes, I’m pregnant officer
I want to begin this story with I was the designated driver in this adventure. But I might have had a few. I've got my girls with me, all six of them. Somehow I manage to fit them all in my Corolla. Yep, that's right Corolla. The vehicle meant to fit 5 at maximum. Two… Continue reading Yes, I’m pregnant officer
Just ask, if you wanted me to take my top off.
This dating encounter began thru okcupid.com. I had been talking to this particular gentleman on and off for about a year. He recently popped back up and asked me to drinks. I thought why not. We did have to rain check once, but we met the next day. I walk into the bar we've agreed… Continue reading Just ask, if you wanted me to take my top off.
Skip lunch & straight to dessert
Have you ever had one of those days at work where you feel like you're sleep walking? It doesn't matter what you try. Even the elixir of life isn't working! Yep, the elixir didn't work. You know it's bad then... Lucky for me, I lived within walking distance of my home from work. I… Continue reading Skip lunch & straight to dessert
𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾’𝗌 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾?
Let me give you a little background on this guy. We'll call him, WWF and no it's not WTF or WWJD, those are popular anagrams I'm aware. But I don't want any confusion to happen. WWF, stands for Words with Friends. For those of my readers who don't know what Words with Friends is I'll… Continue reading 𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾’𝗌 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾?
Oh DEER
This story takes place a few years ago, when I had a roommate. Now for those of you who have had to share a space with another human being before you are aware that interesting moments can happen. Well, my mama did not prepare for days like this... So, I came home after work one… Continue reading Oh DEER
Get your streak on
So we are going to talk about my oldie, but a goodie friends with benefits fav. I had been out with my girls on a tour. I ran into my fav benefits guy. We got to chit chatting and the two of us decided to slip away from our groups. He then tells me… Continue reading Get your streak on
Scratch the itch
I met this particular gentlemen thru a political group networking function. I was there for networking and happy hour. I was busy trying to recruit new members. It was a good night, two new people, two checks. Score! The gentleman this post is about walked up to me and he then offered to buy me… Continue reading Scratch the itch
Cowgirl up
This is another Match.com adventure. My date was a gentleman. He came and picked me up at my home. Score! We're starting off the evening well. He met my roomie. He passed that test. This guy actually looked likes his pictures from his profile. Hooray! Finally someone who hasn't posted pictures that were three years old.… Continue reading Cowgirl up
Size DOES matter
This story begins with another website: Match.com He wasn't my type exactly. But I decided to try something new. After all, you never know what you like until you try everything. He was fluffy, typical southern gentleman, good manners, etc. This story is taking place during our sixth date. So, he's really a gentleman! Because… Continue reading Size DOES matter
Better when WET
It's the beginning of fall, so there's a slight chill in the air. I was running late for work. The elixir of life eluded me. So, I was already in a BAD mood. I hopped into my car. There was ice on my windshield. I was in a hurry. So, I turned on my windshield… Continue reading Better when WET
Peekaboo
Okay, so to tell this story I need to give a little info beforehand. Let's talk about the man I met thru a mutual friend, who had potential to be a boyfriend. He is southern Carolina, tall, lanky, dirty blonde, intriguing eyes, preppy wardrobe, no career goals, stay at home gentleman. We hit it off. We went… Continue reading Peekaboo
Southern Georgia Bunny 