You've all been waiting for it... something juicy. My beloved readers, I'm here to bring back the fun. Let's hop to it shall we. It's wino happy hour with the girls. We are at our favorite wine spot, it's hump day. We need the vino to help get us through the rest of the… Continue reading Tie & Tease
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Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
My beloved readers, spring has sprung! Tax season....... Sleep? What is sleep? Can anyone tell me? I can't seem to remember. All my life has been pushed aside due to FUCKING TAX SEASON. Hair, nails, kitten, shoes nothing mattered. Just taxes, fucking taxes. The season has now ended. Freedom!!!!! I have arranged a spa weekend… Continue reading Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y'all know all the cliches. Let's talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y'all get the point it's a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that's spiked with kahlua and… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Whatever Happened to Low Key?
Hello my beloved readers! I've missed all of you! Sorry for the delay. Y'all know life is a bitch sometimes and some people just don't understand. Blog time is important time. Due to my long delay, I have new funny and juicy stories for all of you! Never a dull moment. Bunny is back. It's… Continue reading Whatever Happened to Low Key?
Share the LOVE
It's been almost three years since I started this blog. I'm one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn't know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments… Continue reading Share the LOVE
It was FURRY…
It's a lovely spring day. I've picked up some new flowers for my planters. Teddy is outside with me "helping" and by helping I mean he's digging holes. Not where I need holes to be dug... But he's having such a good time digging and rolling in the dirt I'm going with it. I decided… Continue reading It was FURRY…
call me Old Fashion
This escapade doesn't begin in one of my usual haunts. It's more of a unplanned wow that really happened evening. I'm at a non profit event benefiting Safe Shelter. The environment is typical old Southern money. I'm mingling with a few members. The women who I'm speaking to are suddenly distracted with something behind me.… Continue reading call me Old Fashion
I Need A Stiff One
I had a great Saturday. I spent the whole day out and about with friends. Mini spa day and treated myself in between. A little day drinking happened too, no judgements! Day drinking happens, lol. It's later on, time for a bar or two with my peeps. I'm sitting at the bar with my girls.… Continue reading I Need A Stiff One
Handcuff Me
Yes, I'm alive! Hello my beloved readers, I've missed all of you. I apologize for my three month delay. But between the holidays, being broke from the holidays, snow days, catching up at work from the holidays and snow days, and life in general I've been a busy Bunny. But here's the good news, I… Continue reading Handcuff Me
Trim My Christmas Tree
Happy Holidays to all of you my beloved readers! I'm no longer bitching about being single for the holidays. I'm in the spirit. Ho ho ho! Let it snow! Jingle those bells! I do love Frosty the Snowman too! My girls and I decided to finally meet up for a girls night out. I don't… Continue reading Trim My Christmas Tree
Unwrapped
The leaves are falling, brisk cool air, roaring fires, cups of marshmallow-y cocoa (with coconut milk of course), possibly a shot of rum added to it, sweaters, scarves, and boots... Yes, my beloved readers it's finally fall!!! Or autumn if you prefer. The time of year that puts us all in the holiday mood. Between… Continue reading Unwrapped
Emoji Problems
It was one of those mornings... My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can't be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it's jump backwards day or… Continue reading Emoji Problems
S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants
Bunny has been hopping! My beloved readers I apologize for the delays in between posts. My new position has been keeping me extremely busy. I'm not used to working crazy hours. But I'm loving my new job! The term executive assistant, is LOADED. I wear so many hats I can't keep track. As all of… Continue reading S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants
Sharing is caring
As children we are taught to be giving to and with others. This trait continues thru adolescence and adulthood. We are suppose to be gracious and share with others. It's just plain ole good manners. But as always there are exceptions to every rule. My bestie was coming to town to visit. I've known her… Continue reading Sharing is caring
Whatever happen to quality dick? Part 2
Please refer to part one for more details on this post. After ordering a round of drinks, I explained to my girlfriend the conundrum that I had just been faced with while holding on to her arm. She then understood. But did say that it would have been easier to say hi, be polite, and… Continue reading Whatever happen to quality dick? Part 2
Whatever happened to quality dick? Part 1
This shenanigan is a girl's night out story. I know how y'all love those, lol. My craziness is for all of you my beloved readers. Okay well maybe not all for you, a little for me too. Gotta live life my peeps! Go out there and make some crazy memories/stories. Trust me when I tell… Continue reading Whatever happened to quality dick? Part 1
Struck Gold
This escapade is a girls night out story. AKA, what happens when women get together and drink TOO much. Six of us girls were out and about enjoying the evening's frivolities. We started out the evening at my girlfriend's boyfriend's place, or as I like to call it the Party Palace. His loft is awesome!… Continue reading Struck Gold
Stripped
My beloved readers, I've decided to continue a story from a little while back. I only gave y'all half of the story. I know, I know the shame I feel for depriving all of you. I'm correcting that mistake right NOW! Let's get down to the nitty gritty, or as you will read in this… Continue reading Stripped
When the lights go out..
It's the end of the night. My girlfriend and I have been out drinking, we've just gotten back to my carriage house. We're replaying the evening when the lights go out... Its pitch BLACK. So, we open the doors and windows, light a few candles and a good male friend (please refer to cowgirl up) stops by to check… Continue reading When the lights go out..