Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I'm going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you're sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn't… Continue reading What a Crock!
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Olympus has risen
Yiasou y'all! Yiasou is Greek for hi, the y'all all of you are aware of. A Greek greeting is appropriate for this post. I was in Greece when this escapade took place. So, there's a new greeting for all of y'all to use! Just like how I want to bring back the word "bang." I… Continue reading Olympus has risen
Weekend forecast, camping with a chance of drinking
This escapade doesn't begin with a dating website. I know, take a moment NO Match, Tinder, POF, etc. Don't worry I promise it's still a goodie. It involves one of my faves. Men that wear black leather, denim, have a tendency to like large pieces of silver jewelry with skulls, and most importantly tattoos. Yep,… Continue reading Weekend forecast, camping with a chance of drinking
How to parallel park, park somewhere else
It's two o'clock in the morning. The girls and I are out and about, singing karaoke, drinking, just having a fun night out. One of my girls is on stage belting out Beyoncé's "Single ladies put a ring on it." I shouldn't say belting it out, more like screeching it. Let's just say a few… Continue reading How to parallel park, park somewhere else
Weenie Challenge
Have you ever had a friend give you a warning? Example: Don't date him. He's not a good idea. He wouldn't be good for you. Okay, your friends generally look out for your best interest right? So, I want to say that I LOVE my girls. But at certain points in your life, we all… Continue reading Weenie Challenge
All he needed was a strong hand…
I was out for the evening with my girls. We were at a local French bar and restaurant downtown. This particular establishment has an excellent wine list and truffle fries to make any woman's day better. We were seated close to the bar, next to a window so we could people watch. The girls are… Continue reading All he needed was a strong hand…
Midsummer Nights Tail
Another match.com adventure, down the bunny hole we go my beloved readers... I met this gentleman in Savannah's sister city, Charleston. I decided to drive up and spend the weekend with him. My arrival was late in the evening. He had just had back surgery. So, we actually just slept that night. Yes, we really… Continue reading Midsummer Nights Tail
Panty Dropper
Here's a little background about the man in this story. So, that it'll make a little more sense to my devoted readers. I met him on Match.com. He was advanced in his years. This local individual owned a successful business. He's slim, grey-ish blonde hair, blue eyes, and tall. We were at a popular downtown Italian restaurant celebrating his birthday with… Continue reading Panty Dropper
Swingers stole my girlfriend
This excursion began as a graduation celebration for my best friend. It was also her last week in town, before she moved to Seattle. So, of course I had to make sure to send her off with a bang! (Those of you who are my devoted readers, you'll notice the use of the word "bang".… Continue reading Swingers stole my girlfriend
Third time’s the charm
Okay ladies, how do you get to know a man you are potentially interested in dating? This is a struggle for single women everywhere. Do you play hard to get? Do you just lay your cards on the table? No, no of course not. You do what every sane woman does, you ask a friend... There… Continue reading Third time’s the charm
Saved by the bush
Has your body ever reacted before your brain? You looked around and thought damn, did I do that? Or how did I get here? No this isn't a blackout situation. Just everyday normal life. My girlfriend and I were walking Teddy downtown in one of the squares that has my favorite mini gluten free sandwich… Continue reading Saved by the bush
When you know you’re not getting any
This adventure beginning at one of my favorite wine bars. I was just subjected to the date from hell. It's an experience no one should have. I proceeded to order a vodka double because wine can't fix this. I've also been informed by my bestie that I'll be meeting the guy she's been dating tonight with… Continue reading When you know you’re not getting any
I should have had more alcohol…
What weekend makes you feel most alone while single? That would be the weekend on which the day that hearts, flowers, chocolates, couples, pda, candlelit dinners, and all the other cliché romantic crap happen upon. In case y'all haven't gotten the drift in my mini tirade, I'm talking about Valentine's Day weekend. Yep, the day… Continue reading I should have had more alcohol…
Hide Your Dead Body Here
On the road again... Girls retreat! It's happy times. We're going to have a week together up in a cabin in the mountains. Breath taking views, relaxing moments, wineries, orchards, jacuzzi etc. Y'all get the point, we were on our way to bliss. It's roughly a five hour car ride. Three of us in my… Continue reading Hide Your Dead Body Here
FIRE!!!
It's been one of those weeks. You know what I mean. I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. My days are blurring together. The rest of the world tells me it's Wednesday. My mind isn't registering days. I'm vaguely aware of the hours in the day only because I know I have… Continue reading FIRE!!!
Yes, I’m pregnant officer
I want to begin this story with I was the designated driver in this adventure. But I might have had a few. I've got my girls with me, all six of them. Somehow I manage to fit them all in my Corolla. Yep, that's right Corolla. The vehicle meant to fit 5 at maximum. Two… Continue reading Yes, I’m pregnant officer
Southern Georgia Bunny 