Happy Holidays to all of you my beloved readers! I’m no longer bitching about being single for the holidays. I’m in the spirit. Ho ho ho! Let it snow! Jingle those bells! I do love Frosty the Snowman too! My girls and I decided to finally meet up for a girls night out. I don’t…… Continue reading Cum and trim my Christmas tree
The leaves are falling, brisk cool air, roaring fires, cups of marshmallow-y cocoa (with coconut milk of course), possibly a shot of rum added to it, sweaters, scarves, and boots… Yes, my beloved readers it’s finally fall!!! Or autumn if you prefer. The time of year that puts us all in the holiday mood. Between…… Continue reading Unwrapped
Let me take all of you back… to blue waters, tanning all day, delicious authentic cuisines, stunning views from villas, wine tastings, and of course many a fantastic romp in the bedroom. Yes, my beloved followers we are going back to Greece. Back to vacation, to my happy place. Oh how I wish I could…… Continue reading Toro! Toro!
As many of you know due to my instagram and twitter I’ve been galavanting in Greece for the past month. It was a fabulous and much needed vacay. All of my beloved readers know I tend to get into a bit of trouble wherever I roam… Well Greece was no exception. Technically the holiday was…… Continue reading Hidden Wonders
Have you ever made friends with a co worker? You make friends in the workplace because it’s easier to work together if you’re friendly. Sometimes you just hit it off. Then the friend that you made becomes more than a friend. You didn’t mean for it to happen! It was nature, those stupid pheromones. Problems…… Continue reading Can I Get A Wet Nose?
It was one of those mornings… My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can’t be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it’s jump backwards day or…… Continue reading Emoji Problems
It’s summer! Time for the beach, swimming pools, lakes, or whichever body of water is to your liking. Due to all of the water activities swimwear is a necessity. The guys have it so easy. They just pull on a pair of trunks and go. Ugh! We ladies have many options: one piece, two piece,…… Continue reading Assume the Position
I met this gentleman while on was on a date with another gentleman from match.com. Yes, I know it’s a little awkward. But you never know when or where you’ll meet someone! My date and I were at Mellow Mushroom. You can’t go wrong with pizza. I know it’s not very Bunny like. But a…… Continue reading A Whole New World
Weddings are happy occasions. The bliss, love, friendship, and family. There’s so much love in the air. Doesn’t everyone just love the little flower girl skipping down the aisle with rose petals? Or that cute ring bearer with a pastel pillow? Yes, yes we all love weddings. All that hope is intoxicating. Many a man…… Continue reading BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
This gentleman I originally met from Tinder. His nickname for this post is holiday themed. I know, I’m being festive! His name is Christmas tree. Our initial first date was in a Christmas tree lot. So, yes I know the nickname is lacking originality. But it works for him. (For another Tinder adventure please refer…… Continue reading Let’s get Blitzen