After quarantine most of us are a little scared to put ourselves back into the real world. I mean the real world was crazy before. But now, damn that shit is insane. Instead of thrusting myself back into the bar scene I decided to dip my toe back into the dating pool with an oldie… Continue reading Hey Beautiful
Tag: fucking hell
𝐒𝐡𝐡𝐡… I’m counting
My beloved readers I'm back! I had a minor surgery. I'm recovering nicely. Hence why I've been quiet for a little while. And also with the pandemic there's not a lot to do. I've been crafting, working on my bartending skills, baking gluten free at home, and having dad adventures (to be continued for a… Continue reading 𝐒𝐡𝐡𝐡… I’m counting
Safe and Secure
As this pandemic continues, I'm #stayinghome as much as possible. Unfortunately my beloved readers my dating adventures are on hiatus. Until quarantine subsides and I can venture out safely. But have no fear! I still have shenanigans for all of you. They are just of the dressing room variety. My city has granted a slight… Continue reading Safe and Secure
Shhh…. planning a murder
My beloved readers, hello to you all. I know it's been a while. Please forgive me for neglecting the blog the last few weeks! Work was crazy. Then the world changed and we are in the midst of a pandemic. Let me say that my heart goes out to all those who have been affected… Continue reading Shhh…. planning a murder
Brownie Points
My beloved readers as you all know my father and I have a I love you but you seriously annoy me sometimes relationship. And that he comes to visit me occasionally. The New Year has come and gone. But he is still stateside for some unforeseen reason. I had a small super bowl party with… Continue reading Brownie Points
W.T.F: Wine, Turkey & Family
Season greetings from Bunny! It's everyone's favorite time of the year. When there's time to enjoy it of course. I've been working like a mad Bunny. And baby sitting my father. He's going to be the death of me. Let's talk about turkey day.... The day is split between two thanksgivings. Brunchgiving is an early… Continue reading W.T.F: Wine, Turkey & Family
Not My Type
Hello my beloved readers, I've missed all of you. Yes, I'm alive and well. It's been a busy three months. As all of you know life is never boring. Between work, my father, and... I've got a secret. I've been a bad Bunny. But let's be honest I think that's how all of you like… Continue reading Not My Type
Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
My beloved readers, spring has sprung! Tax season....... Sleep? What is sleep? Can anyone tell me? I can't seem to remember. All my life has been pushed aside due to FUCKING TAX SEASON. Hair, nails, kitten, shoes nothing mattered. Just taxes, fucking taxes. The season has now ended. Freedom!!!!! I have arranged a spa weekend… Continue reading Live Colorfully or Dye Trying
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y'all know all the cliches. Let's talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y'all get the point it's a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that's spiked with kahlua and… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Dear Mr. Postman
In honor of our soon to be girls game night, I'm going to share a GG night with all of you my beloved readers. As you know my girls and I are never boring. This game night is taking place at my girlfriends house who I've known since my beginning. She's been with me thru… Continue reading Dear Mr. Postman
Share the LOVE
It's been almost three years since I started this blog. I'm one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn't know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments… Continue reading Share the LOVE
call me Old Fashion
This escapade doesn't begin in one of my usual haunts. It's more of a unplanned wow that really happened evening. I'm at a non profit event benefiting Safe Shelter. The environment is typical old Southern money. I'm mingling with a few members. The women who I'm speaking to are suddenly distracted with something behind me.… Continue reading call me Old Fashion
Trim My Christmas Tree
Happy Holidays to all of you my beloved readers! I'm no longer bitching about being single for the holidays. I'm in the spirit. Ho ho ho! Let it snow! Jingle those bells! I do love Frosty the Snowman too! My girls and I decided to finally meet up for a girls night out. I don't… Continue reading Trim My Christmas Tree
Dive In
So the holidays... it can be a not so happy time. For those of us who have lost loved ones, the holidays can be difficult. Mom loved the holiday season. It's up to me now to keep the traditions that she shared with us alive. It's bittersweet for me. The holidays also means one person… Continue reading Dive In
Toro! Toro!
Let me take all of you back... to blue waters, tanning all day, delicious authentic cuisines, stunning views from villas, wine tastings, and of course many a fantastic romp in the bedroom. Yes, my beloved followers we are going back to Greece. Back to vacation, to my happy place. Oh how I wish I could… Continue reading Toro! Toro!
I liked you better before you spoke.
I haven't written about this particular website in a while. Because most of the men seem to be in a word problematic... It's like all of the crazy congregates on this website. The site I speak of is the one and only Tinder. Description of current Tinder guy, nickname is Clingy: 6 ft, slender, straggly,… Continue reading I liked you better before you spoke.
Assume the Position
It's summer! Time for the beach, swimming pools, lakes, or whichever body of water is to your liking. Due to all of the water activities swimwear is a necessity. The guys have it so easy. They just pull on a pair of trunks and go. Ugh! We ladies have many options: one piece, two piece,… Continue reading Assume the Position
It’s About to Get REAL! Part 2
My beloved readers if you have not read my previous post about Greenhorn (refer to Part 1) please do so now. If you don't you'll be missing out on my Bunny shenanigans. I'm in a hotel room which I've PAID for with a broke baby slob and there's NO mini bar... FUCKING HELL! There's NO… Continue reading It’s About to Get REAL! Part 2
It’s About to Get REAL! Part 1
Work has still been keeping me hopping. But it has finally slowed a little bit. I have some free time! Yay! The free time I have though is being taken up with my maid of honor duties. One of my besties is getting married, so lots to do for her wedding day. Speaking of wedded… Continue reading It’s About to Get REAL! Part 1