Have you ever made friends with a co worker? You make friends in the workplace because it's easier to work together if you're friendly. Sometimes you just hit it off. Then the friend that you made becomes more than a friend. You didn't mean for it to happen! It was nature, those stupid pheromones. Problems… Continue reading Can I Get A Wet Nose?
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Emoji Problems
It was one of those mornings... My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can't be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it's jump backwards day or… Continue reading Emoji Problems
Assume the Position
It's summer! Time for the beach, swimming pools, lakes, or whichever body of water is to your liking. Due to all of the water activities swimwear is a necessity. The guys have it so easy. They just pull on a pair of trunks and go. Ugh! We ladies have many options: one piece, two piece,… Continue reading Assume the Position
A Whole New World
I met this gentleman while on was on a date with another gentleman from match.com. Yes, I know it's a little awkward. But you never know when or where you'll meet someone! My date and I were at Mellow Mushroom. You can't go wrong with pizza. I know it's not very Bunny like. But a… Continue reading A Whole New World
BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
Weddings are happy occasions. The bliss, love, friendship, and family. There's so much love in the air. Doesn't everyone just love the little flower girl skipping down the aisle with rose petals? Or that cute ring bearer with a pastel pillow? Yes, yes we all love weddings. All that hope is intoxicating. Many a man… Continue reading BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
It’s About to Get REAL! Part 2
My beloved readers if you have not read my previous post about Greenhorn (refer to Part 1) please do so now. If you don't you'll be missing out on my Bunny shenanigans. I'm in a hotel room which I've PAID for with a broke baby slob and there's NO mini bar... FUCKING HELL! There's NO… Continue reading It’s About to Get REAL! Part 2
It’s About to Get REAL! Part 1
Work has still been keeping me hopping. But it has finally slowed a little bit. I have some free time! Yay! The free time I have though is being taken up with my maid of honor duties. One of my besties is getting married, so lots to do for her wedding day. Speaking of wedded… Continue reading It’s About to Get REAL! Part 1
S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants
Bunny has been hopping! My beloved readers I apologize for the delays in between posts. My new position has been keeping me extremely busy. I'm not used to working crazy hours. But I'm loving my new job! The term executive assistant, is LOADED. I wear so many hats I can't keep track. As all of… Continue reading S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants
There is a Monster in My Bed
I've got some fresh meat for you all, my beloved readers. As always I go forth into the dating world for all of you. For myself too, of course.... Nah, mainly for all of you! This gentleman reigns from my favorite website. You all know which one I'm talking about. Yep you guessed it, Match.com.… Continue reading There is a Monster in My Bed
Handle with Care
The joy of moving... I know that there's no joy in moving. It's a bitch. The organizing, labeling, wrapping, boxing, etc. Moving is one of those life experiences that we all wish we didn't have to experience. I don't know if I've spoken to anyone who has said the following, "I love moving! It's a… Continue reading Handle with Care
Sharing is caring
As children we are taught to be giving to and with others. This trait continues thru adolescence and adulthood. We are suppose to be gracious and share with others. It's just plain ole good manners. But as always there are exceptions to every rule. My bestie was coming to town to visit. I've known her… Continue reading Sharing is caring
Not all prunes are good for your health
Okay, so it's been a little bit since I've given y'all fresh meat. Good news, I found some! Your welcome, I do this for all of you my beloved readers. Here's a little background on fresh meat. For this post I'll refer to him as, the prude. He's 6'1, blonde, lanky, great accent, and well… Continue reading Not all prunes are good for your health
The Doctor is IN
It's a tale as old as time... The first game children fool around with that involves a bit of touching. We all played it. Doctor. Yep, Doctor the game, not like the board game Operation where you get zapped if you touch something you're not supposed to, oops. But when puberty kicks in parents everywhere… Continue reading The Doctor is IN
Don’t Mix & Pop
Here's a little throw back Thursday for y'all, my beloved readers. This one is a girls night but just myself and my bestie. When the two of us get together... Well let's just say we do more than just raise the roof! WE ROCK IT! I feel like there's no need to add any more… Continue reading Don’t Mix & Pop
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
I met this gentleman on okcupid.com. His original reason for contacting me was because he was looking for a particular type of lifestyle. The lifestyle being kinkster. Let me give you the urban dictionary definition: one who enjoys and participates regularly in "kinky" sexual activities. Y'all know I'm a bunny who's always up for trying… Continue reading Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
What a Crock!
Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I'm going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you're sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn't… Continue reading What a Crock!
Olympus has risen
Yiasou y'all! Yiasou is Greek for hi, the y'all all of you are aware of. A Greek greeting is appropriate for this post. I was in Greece when this escapade took place. So, there's a new greeting for all of y'all to use! Just like how I want to bring back the word "bang." I… Continue reading Olympus has risen
Head over beans
Lets talk about my ginger gentleman. Please read the previous post titled, Wine is WIN with an E on the end for how I met the ginger. We left the wine bar. But the night was still young. So we went to another wine bar and ordered food and drank two bottles of wine. … Continue reading Head over beans
Wine is WIN, with an E on the end
I met this gentleman on okcupid.com. Yes, a free dating website. I appreciate free. I mean come on don't we all? Say yes to free my beloved readers. After you've appreciated free, than upgrade and pay. Research first! Description: 5'10, 30, swimmer build, black hair with buzz cut, green eyes, wearing khakis and a polo.… Continue reading Wine is WIN, with an E on the end
It’s better down where it’s wetter
I met this gentleman at a networking event. He went out of his way to persue me. He even made friends with all of my friends to up his chances. His description: 5'11, slender runner physique, bald, crystal blue eyes, a bit of crinkle on the sides of his eyes when he smiled, good manners,… Continue reading It’s better down where it’s wetter