My beloved readers, good news! Bunny is back! By back I mean, back to dating! What's the best way to get over a relationship? Why, I'm glad you asked. The answer to the question is: REBOUND! I've joined a handful of dating sites. And y'all let me tell you... it's scary out there. If one… Continue reading Axe Me
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I Come Fully Stocked
How long does the "rebound" stage last? Cause it's been a few weeks... I'm still feeling rebound-ish. Let me explain what I mean by that my beloved readers. I'm in the grocery store. I'm minding my own business. My ensemble as I'm strolling the wine aisle are yoga capris, tank top, an oversized hoodie that… Continue reading I Come Fully Stocked
Not My Type
Hello my beloved readers, I've missed all of you. Yes, I'm alive and well. It's been a busy three months. As all of you know life is never boring. Between work, my father, and... I've got a secret. I've been a bad Bunny. But let's be honest I think that's how all of you like… Continue reading Not My Type
Pour Some Glitter On Me
I've decided to rock my fairy hair. Fuck everyone else. This is me. I'm living in a magical fairy land. Maybe hot pink Manolos will be free for fairies. You never know. But I'm still hoping and hopping. Hope and hop with me my beloved readers. Manolos for fairies! If you don't already know, I'm… Continue reading Pour Some Glitter On Me
HOME SWEET… nope
To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
Where the Wild Things Are
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y'all! It's a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you're still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Keep your chin UP
It's a Friday night. Another long day... I decided I needed to go downtown. I needed some fun. I heard a ping on my phone. It's POF. I figured why not? I skimmed his profile quickly. Decided he wasn't a serial killer and thought again, why not? I suggested meeting at my fave beer place.… Continue reading Keep your chin UP
A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y'all know all the cliches. Let's talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y'all get the point it's a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that's spiked with kahlua and… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Sip me baby one more time
My beloved readers, I'm going to start this post off with a description. Because I'm jumping right into this one. The only background that is of any interest to this gentleman is that he asked me out via Facebook and that we went on a first date which was lack luster, but not awful. So… Continue reading Sip me baby one more time
