This escapade is about a local gentleman. Yep, that's right a local and to boot I met him while I was out and about one night with my girls. But I had also seen him around downtown before. He always had one item with him whenever I saw him. That item is a red solo… Continue reading No, that stain won’t come out
Tag: drinking
Stripped
My beloved readers, I've decided to continue a story from a little while back. I only gave y'all half of the story. I know, I know the shame I feel for depriving all of you. I'm correcting that mistake right NOW! Let's get down to the nitty gritty, or as you will read in this… Continue reading Stripped
How to parallel park, park somewhere else
It's two o'clock in the morning. The girls and I are out and about, singing karaoke, drinking, just having a fun night out. One of my girls is on stage belting out Beyoncé's "Single ladies put a ring on it." I shouldn't say belting it out, more like screeching it. Let's just say a few… Continue reading How to parallel park, park somewhere else
Weenie Challenge
Have you ever had a friend give you a warning? Example: Don't date him. He's not a good idea. He wouldn't be good for you. Okay, your friends generally look out for your best interest right? So, I want to say that I LOVE my girls. But at certain points in your life, we all… Continue reading Weenie Challenge
All he needed was a strong hand…
I was out for the evening with my girls. We were at a local French bar and restaurant downtown. This particular establishment has an excellent wine list and truffle fries to make any woman's day better. We were seated close to the bar, next to a window so we could people watch. The girls are… Continue reading All he needed was a strong hand…
When the lights go out..
It's the end of the night. My girlfriend and I have been out drinking, we've just gotten back to my carriage house. We're replaying the evening when the lights go out... Its pitch BLACK. So, we open the doors and windows, light a few candles and a good male friend (please refer to cowgirl up) stops by to check… Continue reading When the lights go out..
Slip n slide
It's the middle of the work week. I'm at home after work, in my pjs. I'm relaxing, drinking a glass of wine and reading a book. Just chilling with Teddy. It's a good evening, a lazy evening. We are all entitled to a little laziness. I look at my phone one of my guy friends… Continue reading Slip n slide
Midsummer Nights Tail
Another match.com adventure, down the bunny hole we go my beloved readers... I met this gentleman in Savannah's sister city, Charleston. I decided to drive up and spend the weekend with him. My arrival was late in the evening. He had just had back surgery. So, we actually just slept that night. Yes, we really… Continue reading Midsummer Nights Tail
I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
I was out for an evening of frivolity with my girlfriend and FOMG (refer to alcohol) downtown. FOMG and I just left a social popular bar - it was DEAD. FOMG decided that she wanted to leave. She then told me I should choose where we would go to next. I asked her, any place?… Continue reading I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
This encounter begins on a sacred holiday here in the "Hostess City". For those of my devoted readers who don't live in my beloved city you might be thinking I mean Christmas, Thanksgiving, maybe even Easter perhaps. But no, no my friends you would be incorrect. We here in the South believe in an Irish… Continue reading Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
Caution: Chew at your own risk
I had a long day at work. You know how it goes. You walk into your place and then the sudden rush of relief hits you. HOME, YES! The place where you can walk around, in sweats, bra-less (to the men reading this you won't understand the bliss that is being bra-less, but my girls… Continue reading Caution: Chew at your own risk
Code BLUE
Okay, so this escapade begins with a website.... It's now commonly associated with a serial killer unfortunately. Perhaps you've heard of it, Craigslist. Now I want to say that this happened before the website had its very own serial killer associated with it. I'm not that crazy. My mother taught me to stay away… Continue reading Code BLUE
Talk Irish to Me
Ok, let me set the stage for y'all. You walk into to your office. Your office was clean and organized when you left it yesterday. But when you walk in today.... I'm greeted with paper hell. Paper is FUCKING everywhere. I can't see my desk anymore, checks, invoices, emails, candy wrappers, plastic bags, etc. It… Continue reading Talk Irish to Me
No Socks
I met this particular gentleman thru an acquaintance of mine on Facebook. We chatted back and the forth for a few weeks via Facebook messenger. Naturally, we Facebook stalked each other. He dressed well, was employed, seemed normal. I thought, why not? He informed me that he was currently on sabbatical. Because he was a gentleman… Continue reading No Socks
Yes, I’m pregnant officer
I want to begin this story with I was the designated driver in this adventure. But I might have had a few. I've got my girls with me, all six of them. Somehow I manage to fit them all in my Corolla. Yep, that's right Corolla. The vehicle meant to fit 5 at maximum. Two… Continue reading Yes, I’m pregnant officer
Just ask, if you wanted me to take my top off.
This dating encounter began thru okcupid.com. I had been talking to this particular gentleman on and off for about a year. He recently popped back up and asked me to drinks. I thought why not. We did have to rain check once, but we met the next day. I walk into the bar we've agreed… Continue reading Just ask, if you wanted me to take my top off.
Southern Georgia Bunny 