It was one of those mornings… My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can’t be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it’s jump backwards day or…… Continue reading Emoji Problems
Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I’m going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you’re sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn’t…… Continue reading What a crock!
Have you ever had a friend give you a warning? Example: Don’t date him. He’s not a good idea. He wouldn’t be good for you. Okay, your friends generally look out for your best interest right? So, I want to say that I LOVE my girls. But at certain points in your life, we all…… Continue reading Weenie challenge
It’s the middle of the work week. I’m at home after work, in my pjs. I’m relaxing, drinking a glass of wine and reading a book. Just chilling with Teddy. It’s a good evening, a lazy evening. We are all entitled to a little laziness. I look at my phone one of my guy friends…… Continue reading Slip n slide
Has your body ever reacted before your brain? You looked around and thought damn, did I do that? Or how did I get here? No this isn’t a blackout situation. Just everyday normal life. My girlfriend and I were walking Teddy downtown in one of the squares that has my favorite mini gluten free sandwich…… Continue reading Saved by the bush
So what’s the day between Tuesday and Thursday? If you answered Wednesday you are incorrect. The correct answer is Hump Day! Yes, I just love that camel. How can you get over the hump on a difficult hump day? The elixir of life is helpful and sugar (aka chocolate) are helpful too but don’t quite…… Continue reading Hide a Hump