It was one of those mornings… My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can’t be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it’s jump backwards day or…… Continue reading Emoji Problems
It’s summer! Time for the beach, swimming pools, lakes, or whichever body of water is to your liking. Due to all of the water activities swimwear is a necessity. The guys have it so easy. They just pull on a pair of trunks and go. Ugh! We ladies have many options: one piece, two piece,…… Continue reading Assume the Position
Typical downpour in Georgia, what I mean for those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of visiting our beloved peach state is, its flooding. I’m driving home. All the main streets are flooded. So, I’m following the cars in front of me quite closely. I’m passing by one of the main parks downtown. As…… Continue reading Today’s forecast rain with a chance of drowning.
This escapade is about a local gentleman. Yep, that’s right a local and to boot I met him while I was out and about one night with my girls. But I had also seen him around downtown before. He always had one item with him whenever I saw him. That item is a red solo…… Continue reading No, that stain won’t come out
Okay, so this escapade begins with a website…. It’s now commonly associated with a serial killer unfortunately. Perhaps you’ve heard of it, Craigslist. Now I want to say that this happened before the website had its very own serial killer associated with it. I’m not that crazy. My mother taught me to stay away…… Continue reading Code BLUE
What weekend makes you feel most alone while single? That would be the weekend on which the day that hearts, flowers, chocolates, couples, pda, candlelit dinners, and all the other cliché romantic crap happen upon. In case y’all haven’t gotten the drift in my mini tirade, I’m talking about Valentine’s Day weekend. Yep, the day…… Continue reading I should have had more alcohol…