It was one of those mornings… My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can’t be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it’s jump backwards day or…… Continue reading Emoji Problems
It’s summer! Time for the beach, swimming pools, lakes, or whichever body of water is to your liking. Due to all of the water activities swimwear is a necessity. The guys have it so easy. They just pull on a pair of trunks and go. Ugh! We ladies have many options: one piece, two piece,…… Continue reading Assume the Position
I met this gentleman while on was on a date with another gentleman from match.com. Yes, I know it’s a little awkward. But you never know when or where you’ll meet someone! My date and I were at Mellow Mushroom. You can’t go wrong with pizza. I know it’s not very Bunny like. But a…… Continue reading A Whole New World
Weddings are happy occasions. The bliss, love, friendship, and family. There’s so much love in the air. Doesn’t everyone just love the little flower girl skipping down the aisle with rose petals? Or that cute ring bearer with a pastel pillow? Yes, yes we all love weddings. All that hope is intoxicating. Many a man…… Continue reading BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle
My beloved readers if you have not read my previous post about Greenhorn (refer to Part 1) please do so now. If you don’t you’ll be missing out on my Bunny shenanigans. I’m in a hotel room which I’ve PAID for with a broke baby slob and there’s NO mini bar… FUCKING HELL! There’s NO…… Continue reading It’s About to Get REAL! Part 2
Bunny has been hopping! My beloved readers I apologize for the delays in between posts. My new position has been keeping me extremely busy. I’m not used to working crazy hours. But I’m loving my new job! The term executive assistant, is LOADED. I wear so many hats I can’t keep track. As all of…… Continue reading S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants
The joy of moving… I know that there’s no joy in moving. It’s a bitch. The organizing, labeling, wrapping, boxing, etc. Moving is one of those life experiences that we all wish we didn’t have to experience. I don’t know if I’ve spoken to anyone who has said the following, “I love moving! It’s a…… Continue reading Handle with Care
As children we are taught to be giving to and with others. This trait continues thru adolescence and adulthood. We are suppose to be gracious and share with others. It’s just plain ole good manners. But as always there are exceptions to every rule. My bestie was coming to town to visit. I’ve known her…… Continue reading Sharing is caring
I recently planned a holiday party. When I think holiday party I think, small house gathering or work event. But of course, that’s NOT what this party ended up being. It went from twenty people to one hundred and fifty. From pot luck, to full on catering, bartender, DJ and goodie bags for the party…… Continue reading Stay the FUCK out of my bubble
My beloved readers, I’ve decided to continue a story from a little while back. I only gave y’all half of the story. I know, I know the shame I feel for depriving all of you. I’m correcting that mistake right NOW! Let’s get down to the nitty gritty, or as you will read in this…… Continue reading Stripped
