You cancel everything on your calendar and drive six hours for your girlfriend when... She calls me crying hysterically.... I can barely understand a word she is saying. But finally when I can get her to calm down and breathe she tells me. The boyfriend of seven years, she thought was about to propose to… Continue reading Never A Dull Moment
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Pour Some Glitter On Me
I've decided to rock my fairy hair. Fuck everyone else. This is me. I'm living in a magical fairy land. Maybe hot pink Manolos will be free for fairies. You never know. But I'm still hoping and hopping. Hope and hop with me my beloved readers. Manolos for fairies! If you don't already know, I'm… Continue reading Pour Some Glitter On Me
HOME SWEET… nope
To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Keep your chin UP
It's a Friday night. Another long day... I decided I needed to go downtown. I needed some fun. I heard a ping on my phone. It's POF. I figured why not? I skimmed his profile quickly. Decided he wasn't a serial killer and thought again, why not? I suggested meeting at my fave beer place.… Continue reading Keep your chin UP
A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
Please refer to previous post if you haven't already for the beginning of this adventure. I grab my brand new bike. It's so sparkly and new. It was meant to be mine. So picture the following; A woman in a dress and heels, a little tipsy I won't deny it, rolling a bike down a… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything Part 2
A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y'all know all the cliches. Let's talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y'all get the point it's a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that's spiked with kahlua and… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Jack if I know
I'm going to change things up a bit my beloved readers. Today I'm posting about a phone call. Yes, that's correct a phone call. Don't start to yawn! I promise as always it will be entertaining. Actually educational too for my male readers. Here's a little background for all of you. I've been chatting with… Continue reading Jack if I know
Feel the Magic
If you've been following my Instagram then you know I've been on vacay in Florida. Galavanting from beach to beach, to the Keys and back etc. Y'all get the point. I'm living life with a fruity drink in my hand. Oh yes, I don't like to be a braggart but... Life is fucking good. It's… Continue reading Feel the Magic
Dear Mr. Postman
In honor of our soon to be girls game night, I'm going to share a GG night with all of you my beloved readers. As you know my girls and I are never boring. This game night is taking place at my girlfriends house who I've known since my beginning. She's been with me thru… Continue reading Dear Mr. Postman
Share the LOVE
It's been almost three years since I started this blog. I'm one hundred and five posts in. Wow! I honestly didn't know it was that many until I went back and checked. Many highs and lows. A lot of funny, complicated, strange, scary, happy, and frustrating moments. Life is full of all of these moments… Continue reading Share the LOVE
Suite talk me
Everyone in business knows that networking is an necessity. There's no such thing as getting too much business. Rub elbows, chat with people whoever they may be. Especially because there's generally free booze and little bites to eat at networking events. If you make it around the room enough times, that's almost a mini dinner.… Continue reading Suite talk me
It was FURRY…
It's a lovely spring day. I've picked up some new flowers for my planters. Teddy is outside with me "helping" and by helping I mean he's digging holes. Not where I need holes to be dug... But he's having such a good time digging and rolling in the dirt I'm going with it. I decided… Continue reading It was FURRY…
I Need A Stiff One
I had a great Saturday. I spent the whole day out and about with friends. Mini spa day and treated myself in between. A little day drinking happened too, no judgements! Day drinking happens, lol. It's later on, time for a bar or two with my peeps. I'm sitting at the bar with my girls.… Continue reading I Need A Stiff One
Bunny In Black
Hello my beloved readers! I've missed all of you. Work has been killing me lately. But I've come up for air again, to be with all of you. Due to the fact that work has been a major Bitch lately, tax season... I haven't had much time for dating. But that hasn't stopped me from… Continue reading Bunny In Black
Trim My Christmas Tree
Happy Holidays to all of you my beloved readers! I'm no longer bitching about being single for the holidays. I'm in the spirit. Ho ho ho! Let it snow! Jingle those bells! I do love Frosty the Snowman too! My girls and I decided to finally meet up for a girls night out. I don't… Continue reading Trim My Christmas Tree
Dive In
So the holidays... it can be a not so happy time. For those of us who have lost loved ones, the holidays can be difficult. Mom loved the holiday season. It's up to me now to keep the traditions that she shared with us alive. It's bittersweet for me. The holidays also means one person… Continue reading Dive In
Unwrapped
The leaves are falling, brisk cool air, roaring fires, cups of marshmallow-y cocoa (with coconut milk of course), possibly a shot of rum added to it, sweaters, scarves, and boots... Yes, my beloved readers it's finally fall!!! Or autumn if you prefer. The time of year that puts us all in the holiday mood. Between… Continue reading Unwrapped
Toro! Toro!
Let me take all of you back... to blue waters, tanning all day, delicious authentic cuisines, stunning views from villas, wine tastings, and of course many a fantastic romp in the bedroom. Yes, my beloved followers we are going back to Greece. Back to vacation, to my happy place. Oh how I wish I could… Continue reading Toro! Toro!
I liked you better before you spoke.
I haven't written about this particular website in a while. Because most of the men seem to be in a word problematic... It's like all of the crazy congregates on this website. The site I speak of is the one and only Tinder. Description of current Tinder guy, nickname is Clingy: 6 ft, slender, straggly,… Continue reading I liked you better before you spoke.
Southern Georgia Bunny 