Please refer to Just Chill for background on the following story. My weekend has ended with the Pretender. But before I head back home, I have a date with Sex on a stick. A date I'm VERY MUCH looking forward too. I met my family for lunch first. Then went to Sex on a stick's… Continue reading Valet Me
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Just Chill
Ever get tired of being at home? Just feeling a little overwhelmed and need a change of pace. Sometimes the best solution is to leave town for a few days. Experience somewhere else, with new people. It helps to get out every once and a while. My beloved readers this is that story for me.… Continue reading Just Chill
Not all prunes are good for your health
Okay, so it's been a little bit since I've given y'all fresh meat. Good news, I found some! Your welcome, I do this for all of you my beloved readers. Here's a little background on fresh meat. For this post I'll refer to him as, the prude. He's 6'1, blonde, lanky, great accent, and well… Continue reading Not all prunes are good for your health
Whatever happen to quality dick? Part 2
Please refer to part one for more details on this post. After ordering a round of drinks, I explained to my girlfriend the conundrum that I had just been faced with while holding on to her arm. She then understood. But did say that it would have been easier to say hi, be polite, and… Continue reading Whatever happen to quality dick? Part 2
Bunny’s Christmas Wish
My beloved readers, I want to apologize for leaving all of you in the lerch for a month. Bunny has had A LOT of changes in the last month. The major ones being a career change and move. Moving is a BITCH! I'm still unpacking shoes. Only incredibly fabulous heels, of course. The career change… Continue reading Bunny’s Christmas Wish
Whatever happened to quality dick? Part 1
This shenanigan is a girl's night out story. I know how y'all love those, lol. My craziness is for all of you my beloved readers. Okay well maybe not all for you, a little for me too. Gotta live life my peeps! Go out there and make some crazy memories/stories. Trust me when I tell… Continue reading Whatever happened to quality dick? Part 1
Just a cuddle
I had a great night out with my girls. We shared a few bottles of wine, ate dinner, and drank a few cocktails. I was feeling good. That happy tipsy feeling. I decided that I shouldn't waste my happy tipsy feeling. I wanted to take that happiness and channel it. I texted a male acquaintance.… Continue reading Just a cuddle
The Doctor is IN
It's a tale as old as time... The first game children fool around with that involves a bit of touching. We all played it. Doctor. Yep, Doctor the game, not like the board game Operation where you get zapped if you touch something you're not supposed to, oops. But when puberty kicks in parents everywhere… Continue reading The Doctor is IN
Today’s forecast rain with a chance of drowning.
Typical downpour in Georgia, what I mean for those of you who haven't had the pleasure of visiting our beloved peach state is, its flooding. I'm driving home. All the main streets are flooded. So, I'm following the cars in front of me quite closely. I'm passing by one of the main parks downtown. As… Continue reading Today’s forecast rain with a chance of drowning.
Don’t Mix & Pop
Here's a little throw back Thursday for y'all, my beloved readers. This one is a girls night but just myself and my bestie. When the two of us get together... Well let's just say we do more than just raise the roof! WE ROCK IT! I feel like there's no need to add any more… Continue reading Don’t Mix & Pop
Struck Gold
This escapade is a girls night out story. AKA, what happens when women get together and drink TOO much. Six of us girls were out and about enjoying the evening's frivolities. We started out the evening at my girlfriend's boyfriend's place, or as I like to call it the Party Palace. His loft is awesome!… Continue reading Struck Gold
Oh no, not you again
My beloved city with its cobblestone streets, lovely parks, historic buildings, people who say y'all, and where sweet tea is in abundance. What more could a girl ask for? I LOVE my town, humble abode, place where I rest my head, or whatever cute/lovey dovey phrase you associate with home. But there are those days,… Continue reading Oh no, not you again
Roommate for sale
Have you ever been excited about that online order that you made? You know the feeling I'm talking about. You ordered those fabulous heels, that were meant to be yours and yours alone. Or that designer handbag that you paid a little too much for... You're going to be eating ramen noodles, peanut butter, and… Continue reading Roommate for sale
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
I met this gentleman on okcupid.com. His original reason for contacting me was because he was looking for a particular type of lifestyle. The lifestyle being kinkster. Let me give you the urban dictionary definition: one who enjoys and participates regularly in "kinky" sexual activities. Y'all know I'm a bunny who's always up for trying… Continue reading Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
BEER me up Scotty
How do you know when you love your girlfriends? When you sacrifice for them. Let me tell you my beloved readers I LOVE my girls. Because true sacrifice happened. I was DD, for an entire day at wait for it... Beer fest! Yep, an entire building filled with different types gluten filled beverage goodness that… Continue reading BEER me up Scotty
What a Crock!
Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I'm going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you're sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn't… Continue reading What a Crock!
No, that stain won’t come out
This escapade is about a local gentleman. Yep, that's right a local and to boot I met him while I was out and about one night with my girls. But I had also seen him around downtown before. He always had one item with him whenever I saw him. That item is a red solo… Continue reading No, that stain won’t come out
Olympus has risen
Yiasou y'all! Yiasou is Greek for hi, the y'all all of you are aware of. A Greek greeting is appropriate for this post. I was in Greece when this escapade took place. So, there's a new greeting for all of y'all to use! Just like how I want to bring back the word "bang." I… Continue reading Olympus has risen
How to parallel park, park somewhere else
It's two o'clock in the morning. The girls and I are out and about, singing karaoke, drinking, just having a fun night out. One of my girls is on stage belting out Beyoncé's "Single ladies put a ring on it." I shouldn't say belting it out, more like screeching it. Let's just say a few… Continue reading How to parallel park, park somewhere else
7 minutes
Little background on this gentleman. I met him at a popular rooftop bar during a networking event. His description is as follows: 6'2, bald, crystal blue eyes, wearing a suit that was a little too big for him, with a thick Jersey accent. He was new to the area. He owned a bridal and wedding… Continue reading 7 minutes