You cancel everything on your calendar and drive six hours for your girlfriend when... She calls me crying hysterically.... I can barely understand a word she is saying. But finally when I can get her to calm down and breathe she tells me. The boyfriend of seven years, she thought was about to propose to… Continue reading Never A Dull Moment
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Pour Some Glitter On Me
I've decided to rock my fairy hair. Fuck everyone else. This is me. I'm living in a magical fairy land. Maybe hot pink Manolos will be free for fairies. You never know. But I'm still hoping and hopping. Hope and hop with me my beloved readers. Manolos for fairies! If you don't already know, I'm… Continue reading Pour Some Glitter On Me
HOME SWEET… nope
To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope
Pirates Life For Me
How do you know when you're having a bad week? When everything literally says SCREW YOU at every fucking turn. Happy fucking holidays. And just to let all of you my beloved readers know fuck will be used with frequency in this post. To help to express my fucking awful week. Let's start off the… Continue reading Pirates Life For Me
Screw It
It's that time of the year again! It's filled with joy and happiness. Lots of shopping, decor and fun. You know what time of year I'm talking about. You guessed it my beloved readers... My BIRTHDAY! Just what you were expecting to me to say, right? The girls and I got hotel rooms for the… Continue reading Screw It
Keep your chin UP
It's a Friday night. Another long day... I decided I needed to go downtown. I needed some fun. I heard a ping on my phone. It's POF. I figured why not? I skimmed his profile quickly. Decided he wasn't a serial killer and thought again, why not? I suggested meeting at my fave beer place.… Continue reading Keep your chin UP
A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Autumn, what a lovely time of year. Y'all know all the cliches. Let's talk about falling leaves, brisk wind, hot totties, snuggles with a blankie, scarves, boots, etc. Y'all get the point it's a happy time of the year. You can snuggle up next to your loved ones, drink cocoa that's spiked with kahlua and… Continue reading A Good Ride Fixes Everything
Jack if I know
I'm going to change things up a bit my beloved readers. Today I'm posting about a phone call. Yes, that's correct a phone call. Don't start to yawn! I promise as always it will be entertaining. Actually educational too for my male readers. Here's a little background for all of you. I've been chatting with… Continue reading Jack if I know
Feel the Magic
If you've been following my Instagram then you know I've been on vacay in Florida. Galavanting from beach to beach, to the Keys and back etc. Y'all get the point. I'm living life with a fruity drink in my hand. Oh yes, I don't like to be a braggart but... Life is fucking good. It's… Continue reading Feel the Magic
Dear Mr. Postman
In honor of our soon to be girls game night, I'm going to share a GG night with all of you my beloved readers. As you know my girls and I are never boring. This game night is taking place at my girlfriends house who I've known since my beginning. She's been with me thru… Continue reading Dear Mr. Postman
Southern Georgia Bunny 