It's the middle of the work week. I'm at home after work, in my pjs. I'm relaxing, drinking a glass of wine and reading a book. Just chilling with Teddy. It's a good evening, a lazy evening. We are all entitled to a little laziness. I look at my phone one of my guy friends… Continue reading Slip n slide
You need a ticket to ride…
On a holiday weekend, I did what every woman does... I hopped on the train. All aboard! I agreed to meet a gentleman, whom I saw potential in for long-term dating. He was with a group of friends at WOB. He had an emotional weekend. So, he needed someone to listen. I listened while consuming alcohol. It's a… Continue reading You need a ticket to ride…
Midsummer Nights Tail
Another match.com adventure, down the bunny hole we go my beloved readers... I met this gentleman in Savannah's sister city, Charleston. I decided to drive up and spend the weekend with him. My arrival was late in the evening. He had just had back surgery. So, we actually just slept that night. Yes, we really… Continue reading Midsummer Nights Tail
Caution: Swipe At Your Own Risk
I decided to try out this new app. You might have heard of it.... Tinder. I met a man, we had many liked interests, so we added each other to Facebook. Because in this day and age what's a little Facebook stalking. Got to weed out the crazy! At least so I thought... So, I… Continue reading Caution: Swipe At Your Own Risk
Panty Dropper
Here's a little background about the man in this story. So, that it'll make a little more sense to my devoted readers. I met him on Match.com. He was advanced in his years. This local individual owned a successful business. He's slim, grey-ish blonde hair, blue eyes, and tall. We were at a popular downtown Italian restaurant celebrating his birthday with… Continue reading Panty Dropper
I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
I was out for an evening of frivolity with my girlfriend and FOMG (refer to alcohol) downtown. FOMG and I just left a social popular bar - it was DEAD. FOMG decided that she wanted to leave. She then told me I should choose where we would go to next. I asked her, any place?… Continue reading I got 99 problems but a towel set ain’t one
Swingers stole my girlfriend
This excursion began as a graduation celebration for my best friend. It was also her last week in town, before she moved to Seattle. So, of course I had to make sure to send her off with a bang! (Those of you who are my devoted readers, you'll notice the use of the word "bang".… Continue reading Swingers stole my girlfriend
Third time’s the charm
Okay ladies, how do you get to know a man you are potentially interested in dating? This is a struggle for single women everywhere. Do you play hard to get? Do you just lay your cards on the table? No, no of course not. You do what every sane woman does, you ask a friend... There… Continue reading Third time’s the charm
Stupid anyone?
This escapade began with a website I'm familiar with and all of you my beloved readers are too. Can you guess which site? Well, I won't keep you in suspense any longer. The familiar site I speak of is match.com. I know, your shocked (lol). This gentleman was of the Yankee persuasion. His physical description… Continue reading Stupid anyone?
Saved by the bush
Has your body ever reacted before your brain? You looked around and thought damn, did I do that? Or how did I get here? No this isn't a blackout situation. Just everyday normal life. My girlfriend and I were walking Teddy downtown in one of the squares that has my favorite mini gluten free sandwich… Continue reading Saved by the bush
To my beloved readers,
To my beloved readers, Telling my adventures and expressing myself in this blog has been so much more than I ever imagined. When I first toyed with the idea of a blog my friends encouraged me. They thought it was a spectacular idea. I will admit I was hesitant to express myself to people I… Continue reading To my beloved readers,
Hide a Hump
So what's the day between Tuesday and Thursday? If you answered Wednesday you are incorrect. The correct answer is Hump Day! Yes, I just love that camel. How can you get over the hump on a difficult hump day? The elixir of life is helpful and sugar (aka chocolate) are helpful too but don't quite… Continue reading Hide a Hump
Dungeons and Dragons
Here's a little background on the next male disasters. I was at a concert, at a local bar with one of my girlfriends. When the male disaster, to which I'm referring to was spotted. So, we did the typical exchange of flirty come and get it eyes. Of course, the eyes worked (they always do) he confidently walked over to… Continue reading Dungeons and Dragons
The Hook Up
I decided to do a little shopping after work. Knowing I had to haul ass to meet my girls for dinner downtown. I thought a new outfit would brighten my day. I mean after all ladies, when doesn't a new ensemble make the world a better place? So, I've made my purchase and like all women… Continue reading The Hook Up
Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
This encounter begins on a sacred holiday here in the "Hostess City". For those of my devoted readers who don't live in my beloved city you might be thinking I mean Christmas, Thanksgiving, maybe even Easter perhaps. But no, no my friends you would be incorrect. We here in the South believe in an Irish… Continue reading Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
Caution: Chew at your own risk
I had a long day at work. You know how it goes. You walk into your place and then the sudden rush of relief hits you. HOME, YES! The place where you can walk around, in sweats, bra-less (to the men reading this you won't understand the bliss that is being bra-less, but my girls… Continue reading Caution: Chew at your own risk
Code BLUE
Okay, so this escapade begins with a website.... It's now commonly associated with a serial killer unfortunately. Perhaps you've heard of it, Craigslist. Now I want to say that this happened before the website had its very own serial killer associated with it. I'm not that crazy. My mother taught me to stay away… Continue reading Code BLUE
When you know you’re not getting any
This adventure beginning at one of my favorite wine bars. I was just subjected to the date from hell. It's an experience no one should have. I proceeded to order a vodka double because wine can't fix this. I've also been informed by my bestie that I'll be meeting the guy she's been dating tonight with… Continue reading When you know you’re not getting any
Put your pole into it
This escapade takes place during the time period in which I had my art student roomie (refer to Bambi got run over). It was couples night out. So, it was myself and author (refer to skip lunch), roomie and her boyfriend. When I think of couples night, generally I think dinner, movie, bowling, even… Continue reading Put your pole into it
Talk Irish to Me
Ok, let me set the stage for y'all. You walk into to your office. Your office was clean and organized when you left it yesterday. But when you walk in today.... I'm greeted with paper hell. Paper is FUCKING everywhere. I can't see my desk anymore, checks, invoices, emails, candy wrappers, plastic bags, etc. It… Continue reading Talk Irish to Me