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S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants

Bunny has been hopping! My beloved readers I apologize for the delays in between posts. My new position has been keeping me extremely busy. I'm not used to working crazy hours. But I'm loving my new job! The term executive assistant, is LOADED. I wear so many hats I can't keep track. As all of… Continue reading S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants

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Handle with Care

The joy of moving... I know that there's no joy in moving. It's a bitch.  The organizing, labeling, wrapping, boxing, etc. Moving is one of those life experiences that we all wish we didn't have to experience. I don't know if I've spoken to anyone who has said the following, "I love moving! It's a… Continue reading Handle with Care

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Stay the Fuck Out of My Bubble

I recently planned a holiday party. When I think holiday party I think, small house gathering or work event. But of course, that's NOT what this party ended up being.  It went from twenty people to one hundred and fifty. From pot luck, to full on catering, bartender, DJ and goodie bags for the party… Continue reading Stay the Fuck Out of My Bubble

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Today’s forecast rain with a chance of drowning. 

Typical downpour in Georgia, what I mean for those of you who haven't had the pleasure of visiting our beloved peach state is, its flooding.  I'm driving home. All the main streets are flooded. So, I'm following the cars in front of me quite closely. I'm passing by one of the main parks downtown. As… Continue reading Today’s forecast rain with a chance of drowning. 

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Roommate for sale

Have you ever been excited about that online order that you made? You know the feeling I'm talking about. You ordered those fabulous heels, that were meant to be yours and yours alone. Or that designer handbag that you paid a little too much for... You're going to be eating ramen noodles, peanut butter, and… Continue reading Roommate for sale

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What a Crock!

Pinterest. Oh, Pinterest. How I love my Pinterest. Now I'm going to assume that my girls reading this are aware of the fantastical wonder that is Pinterest. But some of my male readers might be unaware of this phenomena. Okay, so if you're sitting on the sofa or in bed and your significant other hasn't… Continue reading What a Crock!

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Open Air

If you ever thought you had a bad night. I'm here to support you and tell you my beloved readers it can be worse! I'm about to tell you how it can get much worse. The evening started out so hopeful, so happy. I found the perfect parking spot downtown. If you live in a city you… Continue reading Open Air

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How to parallel park, park somewhere else

It's two o'clock in the morning. The girls and I are out and about, singing karaoke, drinking, just having a fun night out. One of my girls is on stage belting out Beyoncé's "Single ladies put a ring on it." I shouldn't say belting it out, more like screeching it. Let's just say a few… Continue reading How to parallel park, park somewhere else

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Safety First

This story begins where America's elixir of life is roasted, toasted, blended, grounded, and shaken. If you do not know as to the establishment I'm referring to, you obviously have been deprived my friends. Deprive yourself no longer! Go forth! Find the elixir of life in your hometown! They are everywhere... Just like the US government. The… Continue reading Safety First

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Stupid anyone?

This escapade began with a website I'm familiar with and all of you my beloved readers are too. Can you guess which site? Well, I won't keep you in suspense any longer. The familiar site I speak of is match.com. I know, your shocked (lol). This gentleman was of the Yankee persuasion. His physical description… Continue reading Stupid anyone?

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Saved by the bush

Has your body ever reacted before your brain? You looked around and thought damn, did I do that? Or how did I get here? No this isn't a blackout situation. Just everyday normal life. My girlfriend and I were walking Teddy downtown in one of the squares that has my favorite mini gluten free sandwich… Continue reading Saved by the bush

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The Hook Up 

I decided to do a little shopping after work. Knowing I had to haul ass to meet my girls for dinner downtown. I thought a new outfit would brighten my day. I mean after all ladies, when doesn't a new ensemble make the world a better place? So, I've made my purchase and like all women… Continue reading The Hook Up 

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FIRE!!!

It's been one of those weeks. You know what I mean. I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. My days are blurring together.  The rest of the world tells me it's Wednesday. My mind isn't registering days. I'm vaguely aware of the hours in the day only because I know I have… Continue reading FIRE!!!

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No Socks

I met this particular gentleman thru an acquaintance of mine on Facebook. We chatted back and the forth for a few weeks via Facebook messenger. Naturally, we Facebook stalked each other. He dressed well, was employed, seemed normal. I thought, why not? He informed me that he was currently on sabbatical. Because he was a gentleman… Continue reading No Socks

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Oh DEER

This story takes place a few years ago, when I had a roommate. Now for those of you who have had to share a space with another human being before you are aware that interesting moments can happen. Well, my mama did not prepare for days like this... So, I came home after work one… Continue reading Oh DEER

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Better when WET

It's the beginning of fall, so there's a slight chill in the air. I was running late for work. The elixir of life eluded me. So, I was already in a BAD mood. I hopped into my car. There was ice on my windshield. I was in a hurry. So, I turned on my windshield… Continue reading Better when WET