It's a tale as old as time... The first game children fool around with that involves a bit of touching. We all played it. Doctor. Yep, Doctor the game, not like the board game Operation where you get zapped if you touch something you're not supposed to, oops. But when puberty kicks in parents everywhere… Continue reading The Doctor is IN
Category: Sex
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
I met this gentleman on okcupid.com. His original reason for contacting me was because he was looking for a particular type of lifestyle. The lifestyle being kinkster. Let me give you the urban dictionary definition: one who enjoys and participates regularly in "kinky" sexual activities. Y'all know I'm a bunny who's always up for trying… Continue reading Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Olympus has risen
Yiasou y'all! Yiasou is Greek for hi, the y'all all of you are aware of. A Greek greeting is appropriate for this post. I was in Greece when this escapade took place. So, there's a new greeting for all of y'all to use! Just like how I want to bring back the word "bang." I… Continue reading Olympus has risen
La playa
I'm heading out to Tybee, during the off-season. For those of my readers who do not live near a beach the off-season is when only locals inhabit the beach area. Its quiet, the weather is brisk, and there aren't children splashing in the waves. It's incredibly serene. I'm on my way to meet, yes that's right you guessed it... a gentleman.… Continue reading La playa
Rack’Em Up
I originally met this gentleman from Match.com. We had been out on a few dates, just two or three. We had a lot in common. He's 6'2, slender build, high forehead, short hair, and handsome. The "spark" wasn't quite there though. I was at a local jazz bar with friends. He met my friends and… Continue reading Rack’Em Up
Head over beans
Lets talk about my ginger gentleman. Please read the previous post titled, Wine is WIN with an E on the end for how I met the ginger. We left the wine bar. But the night was still young. So we went to another wine bar and ordered food and drank two bottles of wine. … Continue reading Head over beans
Weenie Challenge
Have you ever had a friend give you a warning? Example: Don't date him. He's not a good idea. He wouldn't be good for you. Okay, your friends generally look out for your best interest right? So, I want to say that I LOVE my girls. But at certain points in your life, we all… Continue reading Weenie Challenge
It’s better down where it’s wetter
I met this gentleman at a networking event. He went out of his way to persue me. He even made friends with all of my friends to up his chances. His description: 5'11, slender runner physique, bald, crystal blue eyes, a bit of crinkle on the sides of his eyes when he smiled, good manners,… Continue reading It’s better down where it’s wetter
My encounter with royalty
I was heading down... Down Under that is, aka Australia. Get your minds out the gutter people! I needed something different. Exploration seemed like a good idea. Wanderlust struck me. I pulled out my cell, told Siri I needed a change of scenery that had a beautiful beach and hot men. She said Australia first.… Continue reading My encounter with royalty
Slip n slide
It's the middle of the work week. I'm at home after work, in my pjs. I'm relaxing, drinking a glass of wine and reading a book. Just chilling with Teddy. It's a good evening, a lazy evening. We are all entitled to a little laziness. I look at my phone one of my guy friends… Continue reading Slip n slide
You need a ticket to ride…
On a holiday weekend, I did what every woman does... I hopped on the train. All aboard! I agreed to meet a gentleman, whom I saw potential in for long-term dating. He was with a group of friends at WOB. He had an emotional weekend. So, he needed someone to listen. I listened while consuming alcohol. It's a… Continue reading You need a ticket to ride…
Third time’s the charm
Okay ladies, how do you get to know a man you are potentially interested in dating? This is a struggle for single women everywhere. Do you play hard to get? Do you just lay your cards on the table? No, no of course not. You do what every sane woman does, you ask a friend... There… Continue reading Third time’s the charm
Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
This encounter begins on a sacred holiday here in the "Hostess City". For those of my devoted readers who don't live in my beloved city you might be thinking I mean Christmas, Thanksgiving, maybe even Easter perhaps. But no, no my friends you would be incorrect. We here in the South believe in an Irish… Continue reading Doctor, that leprechauns got handsy with me
Talk Irish to Me
Ok, let me set the stage for y'all. You walk into to your office. Your office was clean and organized when you left it yesterday. But when you walk in today.... I'm greeted with paper hell. Paper is FUCKING everywhere. I can't see my desk anymore, checks, invoices, emails, candy wrappers, plastic bags, etc. It… Continue reading Talk Irish to Me
Apply within, seeking foreplay
This story is a two dater. Yes, two dates then done. I'll give a little background information about this gentleman. We met on okcupid.com. He's 5'10, receding hairline, lumberjack facial hair, athletic body, and pale complexion. His profession, attorney. He's dedicated to his job. Before our first date we messaged back and forth for about… Continue reading Apply within, seeking foreplay
It was a GUSHER!
So this bunny adventure is about a gentleman I met from match.com. He is 5'10, dark hair, olive complexion, average build, melodic accent (South African, yes that smooth like butter, I got a little wet in my girlie parts when he spoke), and masculine hands (let's be real, a handy man matters). We went out… Continue reading It was a GUSHER!
Skip lunch & straight to dessert
Have you ever had one of those days at work where you feel like you're sleep walking? It doesn't matter what you try. Even the elixir of life isn't working! Yep, the elixir didn't work. You know it's bad then... Lucky for me, I lived within walking distance of my home from work. I… Continue reading Skip lunch & straight to dessert
Scratch the itch
I met this particular gentlemen thru a political group networking function. I was there for networking and happy hour. I was busy trying to recruit new members. It was a good night, two new people, two checks. Score! The gentleman this post is about walked up to me and he then offered to buy me… Continue reading Scratch the itch
Cowgirl up
This is another Match.com adventure. My date was a gentleman. He came and picked me up at my home. Score! We're starting off the evening well. He met my roomie. He passed that test. This guy actually looked likes his pictures from his profile. Hooray! Finally someone who hasn't posted pictures that were three years old.… Continue reading Cowgirl up
Size DOES matter
This story begins with another website: Match.com He wasn't my type exactly. But I decided to try something new. After all, you never know what you like until you try everything. He was fluffy, typical southern gentleman, good manners, etc. This story is taking place during our sixth date. So, he's really a gentleman! Because… Continue reading Size DOES matter