Adventures of Bunny

Axe Me

My beloved readers, good news! Bunny is back! By back I mean, back to dating! What's the best way to get over a relationship? Why, I'm glad you asked. The answer to the question is: REBOUND! I've joined a handful of dating sites. And y'all let me tell you... it's scary out there. If one… Continue reading Axe Me

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Nobody Has To Know

Please refer to the previous post for the first part of this post here. I'm patiently waiting in line to pay for my multiple bottles of wine (is there a limit per person?), baked goods, and ice cream. It's a party tonight! Well for one and my beloved snuggle buddy, Teddy. I receive a text… Continue reading Nobody Has To Know

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I Come Fully Stocked

How long does the "rebound" stage last? Cause it's been a few weeks... I'm still feeling rebound-ish. Let me explain what I mean by that my beloved readers. I'm in the grocery store. I'm minding my own business. My ensemble as I'm strolling the wine aisle are yoga capris, tank top, an oversized hoodie that… Continue reading I Come Fully Stocked

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Not My Type

Hello my beloved readers, I've missed all of you. Yes, I'm alive and well. It's been a busy three months. As all of you know life is never boring. Between work, my father, and... I've got a secret. I've been a bad Bunny. But let's be honest I think that's how all of you like… Continue reading Not My Type

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Do It Rat Now

Memorial Day weekend, 3 days of bliss. A mini vacation from the trials and labors of upper management. A much needed break. That's what I was hoping for, and I almost got it. Then I remembered, my Dad is visiting... It's the wee hours on Monday morning. I've just fallen asleep. I had a mini… Continue reading Do It Rat Now

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Tie & Tease

  You've all been waiting for it... something juicy. My beloved readers, I'm here to bring back the fun. Let's hop to it shall we. It's wino happy hour with the girls. We are at our favorite wine spot, it's hump day. We need the vino to help get us through the rest of the… Continue reading Tie & Tease

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Pour Some Glitter On Me

I've decided to rock my fairy hair. Fuck everyone else. This is me. I'm living in a magical fairy land. Maybe hot pink Manolos will be free for fairies. You never know. But I'm still hoping and hopping. Hope and hop with me my beloved readers. Manolos for fairies! If you don't already know, I'm… Continue reading Pour Some Glitter On Me

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Live Colorfully or Dye Trying

My beloved readers, spring has sprung! Tax season....... Sleep? What is sleep? Can anyone tell me? I can't seem to remember. All my life has been pushed aside due to FUCKING TAX SEASON. Hair, nails, kitten, shoes nothing mattered. Just taxes, fucking taxes. The season has now ended. Freedom!!!!! I have arranged a spa weekend… Continue reading Live Colorfully or Dye Trying

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HOME SWEET… nope

To my male readers: Let me give you crucial advice. This is going to help you in the dating pool. You're welcome in advance. Silence is NOT your friend. Silence will not help you get laid. Silence will not help you in anyway. Unless you want to be left alone. Dating is a two way… Continue reading HOME SWEET… nope

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Where the Wild Things Are

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum y'all! It's a new year and my eye patch is gone. No more pirate life for me. It was fun while it lasted. Bedazzling your eye patch gets some attention. If you're still following and/or reading thank you! I know the last two posts were a little… Continue reading Where the Wild Things Are