Adventures of Bunny

Reel It In

It was my girlfriend's birthday. She wanted to keep it low-key. So three of us met for wine bar happy hour. We were chatting, drinking, and having a good time. I decided that I didn't want to go home alone that night. In a little while my girlfriend's fiancée was going to pick her up… Continue reading Reel It In

Adventures of Bunny

Emoji Problems

It was one of those mornings... My phone died during the night, which means no alarm. Teddy woke me up thankfully because nature was calling for him. I rolled over to look at him and thought oh fuck. Is that the time? It can't be. Is it daylight savings? Maybe it's jump backwards day or… Continue reading Emoji Problems

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BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle 

Weddings are happy occasions. The bliss, love, friendship, and family. There's so much love in the air. Doesn't everyone just love the little flower girl skipping down the aisle with rose petals? Or that cute ring bearer with a pastel pillow? Yes, yes we all love weddings. All that hope is intoxicating. Many a man… Continue reading BUZZ, Buzz, PRATTLE, Prattle 

*Shake* your head moments

S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants

Bunny has been hopping! My beloved readers I apologize for the delays in between posts. My new position has been keeping me extremely busy. I'm not used to working crazy hours. But I'm loving my new job! The term executive assistant, is LOADED. I wear so many hats I can't keep track. As all of… Continue reading S.N.O.W: Shit No One Wants

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Mother knows best

This is a mom and me adventure.  Mom had been following a certain gentleman's blog. They had been chatting back and forth. She told me that we were meeting this gentleman at Starbucks. Mom told me his stories were entertaining. So that I would tag along. We walked in and the blogger automatically looked at… Continue reading Mother knows best

*Shake* your head moments

Safety First

This story begins where America's elixir of life is roasted, toasted, blended, grounded, and shaken. If you do not know as to the establishment I'm referring to, you obviously have been deprived my friends. Deprive yourself no longer! Go forth! Find the elixir of life in your hometown! They are everywhere... Just like the US government. The… Continue reading Safety First

Sex

You need a ticket to ride…

On a holiday weekend, I did what every woman does... I hopped on the train. All aboard! I agreed to meet a gentleman, whom I saw potential in for long-term dating. He was with a group of friends at WOB. He had an emotional weekend. So, he needed someone to listen. I listened while consuming alcohol. It's a… Continue reading You need a ticket to ride…

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Swingers stole my girlfriend

This excursion began as a graduation celebration for my best friend. It was also her last week in town, before she moved to Seattle. So, of course I had to make sure to send her off with a bang! (Those of you who are my devoted readers, you'll notice the use of the word "bang".… Continue reading Swingers stole my girlfriend

Sex

Third time’s the charm

Okay ladies, how do you get to know a man you are potentially interested in dating? This is a struggle for single women everywhere. Do you play hard to get? Do you just lay your cards on the table? No, no of course not. You do what every sane woman does, you ask a friend... There… Continue reading Third time’s the charm

Adventures of Bunny

Hide Your Dead Body Here

On the road again... Girls retreat! It's happy times. We're going to have a week together up in a cabin in the mountains. Breath taking views, relaxing moments, wineries, orchards, jacuzzi etc. Y'all get the point, we were on our way to bliss. It's roughly a five hour car ride. Three of us in my… Continue reading Hide Your Dead Body Here