*Shake* your head moments

Saved by the bush

Has your body ever reacted before your brain? You looked around and thought damn, did I do that? Or how did I get here? No this isn't a blackout situation. Just everyday normal life. My girlfriend and I were walking Teddy downtown in one of the squares that has my favorite mini gluten free sandwich… Continue reading Saved by the bush

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The Hook Up 

I decided to do a little shopping after work. Knowing I had to haul ass to meet my girls for dinner downtown. I thought a new outfit would brighten my day. I mean after all ladies, when doesn't a new ensemble make the world a better place? So, I've made my purchase and like all women… Continue reading The Hook Up 

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FIRE!!!

It's been one of those weeks. You know what I mean. I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going. My days are blurring together.  The rest of the world tells me it's Wednesday. My mind isn't registering days. I'm vaguely aware of the hours in the day only because I know I have… Continue reading FIRE!!!

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No Socks

I met this particular gentleman thru an acquaintance of mine on Facebook. We chatted back and the forth for a few weeks via Facebook messenger. Naturally, we Facebook stalked each other. He dressed well, was employed, seemed normal. I thought, why not? He informed me that he was currently on sabbatical. Because he was a gentleman… Continue reading No Socks

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Oh DEER

This story takes place a few years ago, when I had a roommate. Now for those of you who have had to share a space with another human being before you are aware that interesting moments can happen. Well, my mama did not prepare for days like this... So, I came home after work one… Continue reading Oh DEER

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Better when WET

It's the beginning of fall, so there's a slight chill in the air. I was running late for work. The elixir of life eluded me. So, I was already in a BAD mood. I hopped into my car. There was ice on my windshield. I was in a hurry. So, I turned on my windshield… Continue reading Better when WET